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While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions.......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written
'LOVE YOU DAD'.The next day that man committed suicide. . .Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved.... As this year rolls by, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. If you don't pass this on to anybody, nothing bad will happen; if you do, you will have ministered to someone....
Y'ello! Please note that your MTN BlackBerry BBC service will be renewed on Sun 01:27 PM, 25 Dec 2011 and N1500.0 will be deducted from your account.Ignore this message to renew, or text NO to 21600 to cancel the service. Thank you!
ATTENTION PLEASE:
DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS:D
THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIAN BOYFRIENDS (NANBS) IS FROM TODAY EMBARKING ON A 10 DAY WARNING STRIKE 2 PROTEST THE HUGE BUDGET LADIES HAVE PRESENTED TO MEMBERS FOR JUST XMAS. THIS WAS CONTAINED IN A COMMUNIQUE ISSUED AT THE END OF THE JUST CONCLUDED EMERGENCY MEETING. NOTE THIS STRIKE IS TOTAL, NO CALLS, NO CHATS, NO PINGS, NO VISITS. ACTIVITES HOWEVER RESUME 2ND JAN.2012. NO ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION TIL THEN. WE URGE ALL OFFICIAL BOYFRIENDS TO PUT LOVE ASIDE AND PUSH FOR THIS STRUGGLE TIL THE END. Greatest NANBSITE !!!
Turn your phone upside down

HCΠW OS Π 3ΔO7

send 2 all ur friends u love, even me! God bless and Merry Christmas in advance
Please do you know where I can get fairly used chicken Fǿя̩̥̊ this xmas
Let's say 4 instance when you update your FB status saying *Thank God my salary and all allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid* then you receive a notification showing that your Landlord likes your status?
Wot wud ў☺ΰ do???
...News Panorama..Friday:23/12/11.

**Appeal Court sacks Uba, Ekwunife, orders fresh polls*

**INEC recruits 11,000 adhoc staff for Adamawa guber poll*

**LASU students get payment deadline extension*

**Okene robbery: Banks now close by 1p.m*

**Explosions rock Yobe, again, 4 dead*

**Man,84 crushed to death, as another dies in inferno*

**No more ear-rings for Eagles -Keshi orders*

**Fuel subsidy: PDP endorses FG's proposal*

**Speaker Tambuwal assures National assembly staff on Housing scheme*

**Robbers cart away Xmas, empowerment scheme items from Akure LG secretariat*

**We can’t continue to depend on oil – Jonathan*

**LAMATA offers free bus ride on Xmas, New Year days*

**Nigeria has no business with poverty – Lamido*

**Awo’s associates responsible for Ige’s death –Babatope*

**Budget 2012: Sambo to spend N3bn on trips, stationery*

**Subsidy battle in Lagos, Labour, govt forces clash at Town Hall Meeting*

**Randy Nigerian "prophet" in Ghanaian police net after sex bout*

**Petrol to cost N139 per litre next year- Iweala*

**Police arrest journalist’s family over story on Suswam*

**NCAA denies JET A1 adulteration*

**Okocha, Amokachi storm Accra for Kuffour testimonial*

**Mikel faces more Chelsea frustration*

**Presidency budgets N1.2b for State House clinic*

**Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi, Alison-Madueke: subsidy should go*

**Senate summons Shell MD, others over 30,000 barrels oil spill*

**Ige’s killers must be punished, says Tinubu*

**Court refuses Atuche’s bid to stop suit*

**Zoning: PDP members accuse NWC of sabotage*

**Artistes clash for musical showdown today at TBS*

**2 men docked for raping man in Lagos*

**Ajimobi flags off N2.13bn bridge in Ibadan*

**2 jailed for organising fake NYSC orientation camp*

**Imo guber battle: Okorocha’s men protest as A’ Court fixes Jan 5 for hearing*

**Jonathan orders Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi to recapitalise BoI*
What Makes You Happy?

Everybody wants to be happy. But few people actually define for themselves what truly makes them happy.

Interesting, isn't it?

We all want things. But often what we think we want is not really it at all.

What are the things that make you happy? Power? Recognition? Fame? Freedom? Fortune? Love? Appreciation? Significance? Money? Pleasure?

Are you sure?

It makes no sense to work hard and long seeking something only to find that it's not really what you wanted.

Let's say you want a new house. Why do you want it? What are the real and lasting things that the new house will get for you?

There's nothing wrong with wanting things. It's just that the things themselves rarely, if ever, make us happy. It's what the things represent to us that's important.

I believe that our time is one, if not THE, most valuable things w e have. Our time is our life. So why should we squander our most precious resource on things that only

might make us happy.

Determining what you truly want and why you want it is the starting point of what we call

The Achievement Code.

It's so simple and so profound. And yet so few people actually do what's needed to gain this critical point of clarity.
What Makes You Happy?

Everybody wants to be happy. But few people actually define for themselves what truly makes them happy.

Interesting, isn't it?

We all want things. But often what we think we want is not really it at all.

What are the things that make you happy? Power? Recognition? Fame? Freedom? Fortune? Love? Appreciation? Significance? Money? Pleasure?

Are you sure?

It makes no sense to work hard and long seeking something only to find that it's not really what you wanted.

Let's say you want a new house. Why do you want it? What are the real and lasting things that the new house will get for you?

There's nothing wrong with wanting things. It's just that the things themselves rarely, if ever, make us happy. It's what the things represent to us that's important.

I believe that our time is one, if not THE, most valuable things w e have. Our time is our life. So why should we squander our most precious resource on things that only

might make us happy.

Determining what you truly want and why you want it is the starting point of what we call

The Achievement Code.

It's so simple and so profound. And yet so few people actually do what's needed to gain this critical point of clarity.
I no want big BROS to visit me this DEC ooo na joke oooo
Make una join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings αnd upliftment in my life . I tell you guys its good to have the fear of God and be honest. Last weekend as I was going home I came across a small bag and I opened it and behold what I found inside; 20,000 pounds!!!... Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied it and found some documents, ID cards,ATM cards and some phone numbers. One mind told me to call the numbers and the other told me to throw the documents away and use the money. I made up my mind and called the numbers and lucky enough the owner picked up the call. When I told him about the bag he told me he was the owner and told me everything that was inside the bag. We had an appointment and met and I handed his bag back to him and he gave me 2,000 pounds I rejected it and left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job worth 750k a month with Chevron, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished and air conditioned, and a 2011 Toyota Camry. As I was smiling and testing the car I just woke up. Good mornin
You Have the Power to Make People HappyIf you make people happy, you can take giant leaps toward your goals.If you think about it, all your success depends on other people. People can give you opportunities, money, contracts, praise, support, help and advice. They can recommend you to other people who also give you what you need.People can also stop your success. They can criticize you, oppose you and close down your progress. Even if they do not actively oppose you, they can avoid you, hide your options or simply do nothing for you."If a person thinks he can be happy without making those around him happy, he's crazy." -- L. Ron HubbardWhen you make others happy, you own an important people skill. They want to help you. Even better, making people happy makes you feel great!However, mastering the skill to making people happy can be difficult.Does Changing People Make Them Happy?Everyone has an identity. It's what they want to be. You can call it their "beingness."Trying to make people change their beingness is a common activity. For example, a 10-year-old girl's parents are worried that she loves motorcycles. They are afraid she'll grow up and join a motorcycle gang. So they make her wear dresses and play with dolls. They forbid her from being around motorcycles. A happy girl becomes unhappy.As another example, Fred is a computer geek. He likes to wear goofy clothes and tell silly jokes. Fred goes to a college where the popular students criticize him. "Fred, your jokes are so dumb I want to gag." "Fred asked me out to dinner once and I laughed at him." "Check out Fred's striped pants! What an idiot!"Married people often try to change each other's beingness as well. "Jill, I wish you were not so talkative. You're on the phone all day." "Jack, you lazy bum. I wish you were more energetic so you would take me out dancing!" Jack and Jill's marriage is not happy.
There was a blind girl who
hated herself, just because
she was blind
She hated everyone,
except
her loving boyfriend.
He was always there for
her.
She said that if she could
only see the world,
She would marry her
boyfriend. One day,
someone donated a pair
of
eyes to her and
then
She could see everything,
including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her,
"now that you can see the
world. Will you marry
me?"
The girl was shocked when
she saw that her boyfriend
was blind too,
And refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked
away
in tears, and later wrote a
letter to her saying.
"JUST TAKE CARE OF MY
EYES PLEASE"
How ironic !! .. This is how
humans change when their
status changes,
only few remember their
word and what life was
before .
I received this BB message today and it
blessed me.
So I thought I should share it with you.
To Start your day Motivated:
When you wake up every morning, still
lying in bed, spend some "me time"
reminding yourself about some of the
secrets of success in life, right there in
your bedroom.
Learn from:
The Air conditioner - To Remain Cool
The Window - To be Aware of & See the
World the way it is
The Clock - Treat Each Moment as Precious
The Calender - To be Up to Date
The Carpet - To Kneel down & Pray
The Roof - To Set your Goals & Aim High
The Door - To Push Hard for your Goals
The Mirror - To Reflect before you Act
Your Head - To Think Positive
Your Eyes - To Stay Focused
Your Nose - To Be Intuitive
Your Face - To Smile
Your Mouth - To Speak Positively
Your Heart - To Believe & Love
Your Hand - To Touch, Give & Serve
Your Feet - To Go for your Goals.
Still Looking into the Mirror, into your
Eyes; Say this to yourself 7 Times....
"I Love, Honour, Respect, & Accept Myself
JUST the way I am"
Have a great day.
I received this BB message today and it
blessed me.
So I thought I should share it with you.
To Start your day Motivated:
When you wake up every morning, still
lying in bed, spend some "me time"
reminding yourself about some of the
secrets of success in life, right there in
your bedroom.
Learn from:
The Air conditioner - To Remain Cool
The Window - To be Aware of & See the
World the way it is
The Clock - Treat Each Moment as Precious
The Calender - To be Up to Date
The Carpet - To Kneel down & Pray
The Roof - To Set your Goals & Aim High
The Door - To Push Hard for your Goals
The Mirror - To Reflect before you Act
Your Head - To Think Positive
Your Eyes - To Stay Focused
Your Nose - To Be Intuitive
Your Face - To Smile
Your Mouth - To Speak Positively
Your Heart - To Believe & Love
Your Hand - To Touch, Give & Serve
Your Feet - To Go for your Goals.
Still Looking into the Mirror, into your
Eyes; Say this to yourself 7 Times....
"I Love, Honour, Respect, & Accept Myself
JUST the way I am"
Have a great day.
A man was going on a trip and the wife packed him clothes in a bag. When he was about2 leave, the wife gave him a box of condoms and said Honey, take this with you, in case of temptations. With a broad smile the husband said,Thanks honey.When he got into his car, his wife came running,Honey leave me some maybe I might also be tempted"The trip was cancelled..
THE AGONY OF ASUU STRIKE:The 2009 ASUU strike dat lastedfor 109 days brought out thebest and worst in d lives of manystudents. When we resumed,many female students came withENGAGEMENT RINGS andPROTRUDED BELLY. After9months, THOSE BELLIES producednames like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE,ABISASU… This year’sASUU strike, I hope it wontproduce another wonder,especiallynow that the WEATHER is favourable...
So much noise about this oil subsidy of a thing and am really confused ! Should government remove oil subsidy ?
Important Health Tips:
> Answer phonecalls with the left ear.
> Don't take ur medicine with cold water.
> Don't eat heavy meals after 5 pm.
> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am
> Dont lie down immediately after taking medicine.
> When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone,bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can u Forward dis 2 ppl u care abt? I just did! Kindness costs nothing. And don't forget to thank me.
Important Health Tips:
> Answer phonecalls with the left ear.
> Don't take ur medicine with cold water.
> Don't eat heavy meals after 5 pm.
> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am
> Dont lie down immediately after taking medicine.
> When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone,bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can u Forward dis 2 ppl u care abt? I just did! Kindness costs nothing. And don't forget to thank me.
Why do people get married
Am not afraid to take a stand... He that does not stand fo.r something will fall fo.r everything
13.12.11 unique day indeed
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18days to get to the end of d year.... I pray you will not mourn over anybody and no body will mourn over you... ‎​In Jesus Name. Amen! Pass it on if you Love everyone... Gud morning
American International Company- Recruiting for Managers and Executives, Msc, Bsc, HND and NCE only. Come with a copy of your CV to 38 Illupeju Industrial Estate, CAPPA Bus/s, Opposite UBA, in the AIICO building. Date: Friday 16, Dec 2011 Time: 9am prompt Contact: Peter 08033488496 Remuneration fantastic. Pls share to help those who need jobs.
God will never walk away from his people, never desert his precious people.
NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you...Do hav a blessed week
TOP CHRISTMAS SONGS

1- Bing Crosby White Christmas

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2- winter wonderland

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3- let is snow

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4 - jingle bells

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5 - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

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6 - Jingle Bell Rock

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7 - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

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8 - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

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9 - All I Want For Christmas Is You

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Thank you God Fǿя̩̥̊ making me see the dawn of a new day
Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words
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3. Check your Bundle Status,
You will be given 3000MB for 1 Month.
NOTE:- You can Do this
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TO CHECK YOUR BUNDLE STATUS
To Check your Data Bundle
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One of the popular chapter na
psalm 23 reads:-
1. The Lord na my shephard, i
dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where
betta dey flow and come put me
next to stream make mai bodi
thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul come
spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road
of righteousness sake of Hin
name.
... 4. Walahi!, if I waka pass where
arm robber, 419 and juju people
boku, come even join boko
haram reach valley of the shadow
of death sef,mai bodi dey inside
cloth. Your rod and staff nko ?
Na so dem dey like back bone
dey comfort me.
5. You don prepare good food on
top d table make I chop. All mai
enemies dey look waa waa. You
rub me for head wit vaseline
intensive lotion. mai cup na River
Niger wey overflow hin bank.
6. True true, betta life and mercy
go gum mai back till I quench.
And man pikin go tanda for God
house from lai lai to lai lai. GOD
ALMIGTHY NA YOU BIKO AMEN
Which is your birth month ??

January =:> bold & Rude
February = :> Lucky & loyal
March =:> Naughty & genuine
April =:> Caring & strong
May =:> Loving & practical
June =:> Romantic & curious
July =:> Adventurous & honest
August =:> Active & hard working
September:>Sensitive & pretty
October =:> Stylish & friendly
November :> Talented & creative
December :> Confident &
freedom loving.
Please put on ur status.
Most great people have attained
their greatest success just one step
beyond their greatest failure -
Napoleon Hill
A good boyfriend will never wanna change anything about you… except your last name
When a woman is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
A bottle of beer cost 180 @ a local joint, if u drink an average of 5 bottle per day, dat makes it 35 bottle per weeK. In a year dat makes it 1820 bottle, amounting to 327600. Just imagine someone drinking beer for 30yrs, dat will amount to #9.8million... Men/Women hav drank duplex, bungalow and Estate!!!. *beer*... save a future 2day by sharing dis msg or pasting it on ur wall...

ABEG MAKE WE WATCH AM OOOO
U might ve sum1 who's Interested in working with KPMG 2.1 minimum,26 yrs below, 5 credits with English and Maths at one sitting. U can forward ur CV to bolawale.omotoye@ng.kpmg.com or careers@ng.kpmg.com. DEADLINE: Tues, 6 December 2011
U might ve sum1 who's Interested in working with KPMG 2.1 minimum,26 yrs below, 5 credits with English and Maths at one sitting. U can forward ur CV to bolawale.omotoye@ng.kpmg.com or careers@ng.kpmg.com. DEADLINE: Tues, 6 December 2011
Hi you can add me on facebook (Segun Bolujo ) or on BBM pin (21B41328 )
God Almighty who had made u and me and our entire household to witness another first beautiful day of the 12th month of 2011 which is also the beginning of the link route to the year 2012 which we are all looking ahead for. By His grace Dis New Month God wil take u 4rm ashes 2 Beauty,4rm Zero 2 Hero,4rm notin to sometin,4rm captivity 2 victory &4rm Grass 2 Grace(Amen)ve a fulfiled month. And besides,all that God has perfected in our life shall continue to germinate forth a new seed in Jesus name. Welcome to December and walk triumphantly into ur glorious 2012 without fears.
God Almighty who had made u and me and our entire household to witness another first beautiful day of the 12th month of 2011 which is also the beginning of the link route to the year 2012 which we are all looking ahead for. By His grace Dis New Month God wil take u 4rm ashes 2 Beauty,4rm Zero 2 Hero,4rm notin to sometin,4rm captivity 2 victory &4rm Grass 2 Grace(Amen)ve a fulfiled month. And besides,all that God has perfected in our life shall continue to germinate forth a new seed in Jesus name. Welcome to December and walk triumphantly into ur glorious 2012 without fears.
♥ ♥ ♥ His Love saves us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Bread feeds us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Blood washes us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Words created us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Angels protect us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Rod and Staff comforts us. ♥ ♥ ♥
Do you accept Him who wants to save You?
ce Show
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and she asks him to grant her a wish:
1. I want my hubby to have eyes only for me
2. I want to be the only one in his life
3. I want him to always stay by my side
4. I want that when he gets up in the morning, i'm the first thing he grabs and to take me everywhere he goes.."
Whoosh!!!!.... the Genie turned her into a Blackberry
Start by asking yourself whether each of your relationships drags you down or lifts you up...
Surrounding yourself with positive, loving people is half the battle of living a happy, successful life...!!
BREAKING NEWS::::

The Senate today, passed a law banning same sex marriage in all of Nigeria. All offenders will henceforth, be liable to ten (10) years imprisonment without any option of fine. Any place of worship or clergy that administers such marriage also will be liable to permanent closure (for the place of worship) or 10 years imprisonment (for the clergy).
HOW T0 MAKE 25MILLION NAIRA IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
1: Swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: Pretend ur travelling to new York, Uk Or Paris
3: At the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie lie scanner (thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: At their office, u will excrete ur a** out for the 3next weeks(that’s the hardest part. Just try and endure but mek sure u dont bring out ur intestine.
5; At this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh)
6; hire Festus Keyamo Or Femi Falana and sue NDLEA for 100million for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't sit down
7; At this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million for ur lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million for you...
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE...GOODLUCK!!

Gosh….some ppl can be creatively funny!
GOodmorning!
AKPOS WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.

Akpos writing his medical entrance exam, gives definitions of some medical terms as follows :-

1. * Antibody: Against everybody
2. * Artery: Study of fine paintings
3. * Genes: Blue denims
4. * Hymen: Greeting to several males?
5. * Labour pain: Hurt at work
6. * Liposuction: French sucking kiss
7. * Microbes: Small dressing gowns
8. * Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards
9. * Cat scan: Searching for lost cat
10. * Coma: Punctuation mark. ,,,
11. * Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria...
Oando plc is employing, kindly go to www.oandoplc.com/careers/, closing on Nov 29 at 5pm.. Please, forward τ̅☺ someone who might need it
This is 2 inform u my esteemed facebook friends that I've started accepting Christmas gifts in cash, cheque, bank draft or e-payment deposits. I strongly recommend u renew our friendship b4 1st week of next month 2 avoid d usual "December rush". Thanks 4 ur maximum cooperation:
Husbands are like split AC's no matter how much heat and noise they make outdoors they are always cool and silent indoors:
Winning in life is not necessarily a matter of who first started. The first Medical doctor in the world is not the best today in the field of medicine. The first aircraft invented by the Wright brothers in December 17, 1903 is probably no longer people’s choice. Jesus pointed out in Mark 10:31 that due to many factors, imaginable or unimaginable, outside or within the control of man, people who have been at the forefront may inexplicably find themselves at the rear. We all know that there are always many good starters but few finishers.
Teacher; can u see God?
Class: no
Teacher: can u touch God?
Class: no
Teacher: Then there isn't God .....* Student raise hand and ask Sir can u see ur brain?
Teacher: no...
Student: Can u touch ur brain?
Teacher: no.... Then u don't have brain...=))
Hєℓℓσ ƒяιєη∂ѕ ιт'ѕ αησтнєя мσяηιηg,αησтнєя σρρσятυηιту. Mαу уσυ ѕєє тнє ƒανσυя σƒ Gσ∂ αℓмιgнту тσ∂αу. I ωιѕн υ α ѕυ¢¢єѕѕƒυℓ$ ƒυℓƒιℓℓιηg ∂αу. Gσ∂ ωιℓℓ вℓєѕѕ тнє ωσяк σƒ уσυя нαη∂. U ωιℓℓ вє ƒανσυяє∂ αвσνє αℓℓ HE ωιℓℓ gινє уσυ яєѕт @ αℓℓ ѕι∂єѕ. Gσσ∂ мσяηιηg
Don't wait for time, make it! Don't wait for love, feel it! Don't wait for money, earn it! Don't wait for path, find it! Don't wait for opportunity, create it! Don't go for less, get the best! Don't compare, be unique! Don't avoid failure, use it! Don't dwell on mistakes, learn from it! Don't back down, go around! Don't close ur eyes, open your mind! Don't run from life, embrace and enjoy it! Don't just read this, share it!
Don't wait for time, make it! Don't wait for love, feel it! Don't wait for money, earn it! Don't wait for path, find it! Don't wait for opportunity, create it! Don't go for less, get the best! Don't compare, be unique! Don't avoid failure, use it! Don't dwell on mistakes, learn from it! Don't back down, go around! Don't close ur eyes, open your mind! Don't run from life, embrace and enjoy it! Don't just read this, share it!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and
without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After
reading d first message she fainted.The son rushed in to the room,
found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which
read:To: My Loving Wife, I know u are surprised to hear from me.
They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to
loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival 2morow. Expecting u
darling. I can't wait to c u!!. e ka sann ooo.
Millions of Nigerians have a need. & thousands of nigerians are there  meet dis needs. What do u have  offer? Put it right after ur pin & let d pple know! Pls rebroadcast.
2198C8C1 - Sleek makeup products/business plan consulting.
26FF657F- Wedding gowns/Bridals
27AE1C90- Designers Perfume
21EE4D94- Photography
27AE1C90- Bedsheets/Duvets
286432E- Laptops
21775E67- Phones
27AE1C90- Suits
221f9187- Bridal Makeover
2602114E- Legal practices
22E4BED3- Window Blinds
22167640- drinks for events
2132DC0B - Catering& smallchops 24a46081-Vt Installations/Internet
218530AC-Spa services (facials, massages, body scrubs etc)
26BAD490- PIMP(sugar daddy and sugar mummy, gay and lesbian)
308B1E63- Designer optical frames and sunglasses.
2718e037 - events planning and ushers. 26A1CDFC- B/Z / Financial Serv.
2370F002- Industrial gen,heavy duty/earthmoving equip servicing,repairs απδ maintenance. 21D711C0 -SEX WORKER
25FE94FE - Branding! Packaging! Promoting! Planning! Models & ushers.
21DB2485 -Cab Services arround IB
229d1476 - showbiz/event mgt/planning/ lobbyist. 22w4334-big dick
Millions of Nigerians have a need. & thousands of nigerians are there  meet dis needs. What do u have  offer? Put it right after ur pin & let d pple know! Pls rebroadcast.
2198C8C1 - Sleek makeup products/business plan consulting.
26FF657F- Wedding gowns/Bridals
27AE1C90- Designers Perfume
21EE4D94- Photography
27AE1C90- Bedsheets/Duvets
286432E- Laptops
21775E67- Phones
27AE1C90- Suits
221f9187- Bridal Makeover
2602114E- Legal practices
22E4BED3- Window Blinds
22167640- drinks for events
2132DC0B - Catering& smallchops 24a46081-Vt Installations/Internet
218530AC-Spa services (facials, massages, body scrubs etc)
26BAD490- PIMP(sugar daddy and sugar mummy, gay and lesbian)
308B1E63- Designer optical frames and sunglasses.
2718e037 - events planning and ushers. 26A1CDFC- B/Z / Financial Serv.
2370F002- Industrial gen,heavy duty/earthmoving equip servicing,repairs απδ maintenance. 21D711C0 -SEX WORKER
25FE94FE - Branding! Packaging! Promoting! Planning! Models & ushers.
21DB2485 -Cab Services arround IB
229d1476 - showbiz/event mgt/planning/ lobbyist. 22w4334-big dick
We are now at LASU iyana Iba
5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman :- 1)
Fine:ds is d word women use to end an
argument wen she knws she is right&u nid
2 shut-up. 2)Nothing:means somtin&u nid
2b worried. 3)Go Ahead:ds is a dare,not
permission,do not do it. 4)Whatever:A
woman's way of saying screw u. 5)That's
Okay:she's tinking long&hard on how&wen
U̶̲̥̅̊'ll pay Fǿя̩̥̊. U̶̲̥̅̊я mistake... Bonus
Word:Wow! This Ȋ̝̊̅§ not A̶̲̥̅̊ compliment,she's
amazed that one prsn cud b S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡
stupid.......
Advice to all ladies!
The Football Club a guy supports determines his attitude towards relationships.
Arsenal:
He loves young & cheap girls, freaks out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's afraid of incurring expenses.
Chelsea:
He has no real emotions or love though he buys d best of things for you & takes you to good places.
Manchester United:
Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas, no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife material at no extra cost.
Man City
He's the richest Yahoo guy in town. Hope u get to date him because,though he's younger, he has d cash!
Liverpool:
He has no swag, he only has record of dating pretty gals in d past & that's what he keeps telling u.
Barca:
A short guy with swag, may do anything especially if u re a tall lady!
Eyimba:
He has no money for now. He's hard working, if only u may endure.

Lol! Do not say I did not warn you
ADURA. ALUFABETI YORUBA FUN GBOGBO WA.

A-Alaafia fun o.
B-Buburu kan ki yoo subu lu o.
D-Dugbedugbe ibanuje ko ni ja le o l'ori.
E-Eemo orun apadi ko ni mo ile re.
E-Ekun, ose ko ni je tire.
F-Funfun aye re ko ni dibaje.
G-Gunnungun ki ku l'ewe, wa dagba d'arugbo.
GB- Gbogbo idawole re a y'ori si rere.
H-Hausa,Yoruba,Ibo,gbogbo eya ati eniyan kaakiri agbaye ni yo koju si o se o loore.
I-Iwaju, iwaju l'opa ebiti re yo ma re si.
J-Jijade re, wiwole re, o ni k'agbako.
K-Kukuru abi giga osi ati ise ko ni je tire.
L-Loniloni wa r'aanu gba.
M-Manamana ati ara Olorun yoo tu awon ota re ka.
N-Naira, Euro, Dola, Poun,Yen,Yuan,gbogbo owo ati oro kaakiri agbaye pelu omo alalubarika ati alaafia yoo mu o l'ore, won o si fi ile re se ibugbe..
O-Ojurere ati aanu yoo ma to o leyin ni ojo aye re gbogbo.
O-Ojo ola re a dara.
P-Panpe aye o ni mu o t'omotomo.
R-Rere ni agogo aye re o ma lu nigbagbogbo.
S-Suuru pelu itelorun ninu oro at'alaafia yoo ba o kale.
S-Sugbon ati abawon aye re ti poora loni.
T-Tomotomo, t'ebitebi, t'iletile o ni d'ero eyin.
U-U ki s'awati lede Ijesha; a o ni fi o s'awati laarin awon eniyan uyi (iyi),eye, ulosiwaju(ilosiwaju), userere(iserere),ati ubukun(ibunkun).
W-Wa ri ba ti se, wa r'ona gbe gba.
Y-Yara ibunkun, ire, ati ayo ailopin loo ma gbe titi ojo aye re. Ka sun layo ooo. AMIN.
Investigations carried out on the arrest
of Yoruba comic actor, Baba Suwe (real
name Babatunde Omidina), and his
continuous incarceration by the National
Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA),
has revealed that some persons
somewhere are trying very hard to cover
up some sensitive part of the story from
Nigerians.
But while these set of people are in a
desperate bid to cover up their
shortcomings,...
Baba Suwe himself is not helping
matters on another hand. Members of
the Association of Nigeria Theatre Arts
Practitioners, ANTAP, have also been
economical with the truth to some
extent. Even the government people –
NDLEA – sure have a lot to clarify on
their part. What is obvious in all these is
that there's more to the Cocaine saga
than many Nigerians are aware of.
Before I give you the real gist, let me do
a brief recap on how it all began: On the
evening of Wednesday, October 12,
2011, Baba Suwe arrived the
international wing of the Lagos Airport to
board a flight to Paris where he was
billed to anchor a social event. While
preparations were on for the 10pm
scheduled flight, the NDLEA scanner at
the airport gave out signs indicating that
the comic actor has suspicious
substances in his stomach. He was
immediately taken into custody and
placed under ‘indefinite’ observation.
Back to the present: Findings at the
Lagos Airport Command of the NDLEA
has revealed that the guys on duty on
the evening of Baba Suwe’s arrest didn’t
do a thorough job on the man. Rather
than take their time to do some ‘re-
check’ on the scanner’s signal, according
to sources, the guys on duty were a
hurry to score a ‘cheap point’ and show
Nigerians that they have caught
“another big fish” .
Little wonder the matter was hurriedly
liked out to the press even before the
actor was, according to an inside source,
subjected to proper interrogation. Those
who arrested him on drugs charges had
thought that "he would deliver the
babies" in less than 24 hours and
everybody would have applauded them
for a job well done. Unfortunately, that
hasn’t happened; at least not yet.
So, in a bid to keep Nigerians in the dark
on the 'true progress' of the case - and
possibly cover up for “those who might
have screwed up” - some of the
Agency’s top men are now devising
different tactics to get out of the mess if
at the expiration of the fifteen days
granted by the court there is still no
trace of Cocaine in the actors excreta.
In fact, according to inside sources, there
is a growing believe within the Agency at
the moment that Baba Suwe may not
drop any drug. While the spokesperson
and other top executive of the NDLEA
have been promoting the idea that the
comic actor only eats ones in three days
and has only excreted about three or
four times so far, the true position -
according to Baba Suwe's son, Adesola
Omidina - is that he eats at least three
times daily and has excreted over EIGHT
TIMES without any trace of Cocaine .
But an impeccable source say the NDLEA
still has 'a little hope' because Baba
Suwe did not categorically tell some of
his visitors (especially members of
ANTAP) if he had drugs in his stomach or
not. A ll he kept saying, according to the
source, is that no matter how long they
keep him in their custody he will never
excrete any Cocaine . It was such
statement that made some officials of
the Agency to allege that he is using
some kind of African Magic (Juju) to stall
the substance from coming out.
After all said, if Baba Suwe did not
excrete any Cocaine before November 1,
2011, which the court had ordered the
NDLEA to produce him - multiple sources
say he will not - then it is obvious the
Agency will have nothing tangible to say
that could stop the court from asking
them to release him... The drama
continues with Baba Suwe scoring all the
winning points
Have spoken to tons of people, heard
people's statements and I think the
majority of Nigerians are only waiting to
get a chance to enter a position of
power.
A guy from the grassroots get to become
a councillor and everyone expects him to
build a house and have a fleet of cars. If
he's still broke @ the end of his tenure,
people call him a mumu.
Political parties besides the PDP are also
corrupt. We are not measuring levels of
corruption or how much they steal
versus the work they do, but the very
fact is that the majority of opposition
parties are not democratized and are still
involved in corrupt practices.
So what's the way forward?
Fighting corruption has to involve
changing the way we think as a people
too
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never be apart from Him.
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never stop loving him.
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never be in darkness.
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never be afraid.
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never hunger.
GOD IS LOVE.......I shall never thirst.
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Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you (Luke 6:27-28)
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Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing ever. But to hold it together when everyone else thinks you'd fall apart is true strength.

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Self-Improvement - The Great Motivator is Jesus Christ

Let's take another look at the Good Samaritan story. For some of you this will be a visit to one of your favorite stories. For others of you it may be a first visit. Jesus tells this story in the book of Luke. The story goes as follows. There was a man who was walking on the road from Jerusalem to Jericho. This is a very dangerous road and robbers jumped the man. They didn't just take his money, they unmercifully beat him up. His body was bruised and bloody. His clothes were ripped. The robbers left the man lying on the edge of the road.
Some time had gone by when a Jewish priest came walking on the road. He saw the beaten man but decided to walk on the other side of the road and leave him there. Next, a Levite came by and he went up and looked at the injured man. After staring at the man, he decided he didn't want to bother with him either so he also walked by on the other side of the road. A little time later, a Samaritan came walking down the road. Now, you need to understand that the Jews hated the Samaritans. Samaritans were only part Jewish and so the Jews did not accept them. So what this Samaritan was about to do was very uncharacteristic. He saw the bloodied man. His heart went out to him. You see, it didn't matter if the man was of a different race or religion. It didn't matter whether they had anything in common or not. All that mattered was that he helped this man. The Samaritan was motivated by love. The Samaritan poured olive oil and wine on the man's wounds and then took him to an inn where he nursed him back to health.
The next morning, the Samaritan gave some money to the inn keeper and said: "Take care of this man. If this is not enough money then I will pay you back when I come again."
Jesus motivates us through love. We are to love our neighbors as ourself. Let's commit to living our lives like the Good Samaritan. That's what living is all about!

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Drogba Unconscious, Rushed To Hospital After Head Injury

Didier Drogba was taken to hospital after suffering a horrific head injury in Chelsea’s 3-1 win over 10-man Norwich on Saturday.

Drogba was knocked out in a collision with Norwich goalkeeper John Ruddy and was carried off on a stretcher wearing what appeared to be a breathing aid after receiving treatment for seven minutes at Stamford Bridge.

Blues boss Andre Villas-Boas revealed Drogba had remained unconscious “for quite some time” and he confirmed the 33-year-old had been taken to hospital for further examination.

“We are just waiting for the full exams on his concussion and hopefully nothing is wrong,” Villas-Boas said.

“He is showing some good signs of recovery for us to be a little bit more tranquil.”

Villas-Boas cleared Ruddy of any blame for the challenge, but admitted he had been shocked by the incident.

“It looked pretty nasty. He lost consciousness completely on the pitch,” Villas-Boas said.

“I have to be very, very grateful, not only to my players but to the Norwich players and to my medical staff for reacting so quickly to a potentially dangerous situation.”


Culled from Vanguard

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Why I want Al-Mustapha freed – IBB

FORMER President Ibrahim Babangida has explained his call for the release of Major Hamza Al-Mustapha, former Chief Security Officer to late Head of State, General Sani Abacha.
Al-Mustapha is on trial for the alleged murder of Mrs. Kudirat Abiola, whose husband, Chief MKO Abiola, died in detention contending for the validation of his victory in the June 12 1993 elections.
“ I think I need to explain the basis for the comments,” General Babangida said in an exclusive pre-70th birthday interview he granted Saturday Vanguard.

“Nigerians believe in justice. They also want to see justice being meted out to all. I made those comments on Al-Mustapha simply because he has been on trial for 14 years without a conclusion. The duration of the trial is a cause for concern,” he explained.
General Babangida continued, “Suppose he was tried quickly and he was to serve 21 years. Having spent 14 years, he would have been due for amnesty. He has spent 14 years and the case is still inconclusive. This has dragged on for so long, which is why I am making that appeal.
“My considerations are the length of time he spent in confinement. Suppose at the end of the day he is not found guilty? How do you compensate a young man who has spent 14 years of his life undergoing trial? Nobody even knows when the case will finish. He should be freed,” he said.
General Ibrahim Babangida also spoke on every matter – Al Mustapha’s trial, Obasanjo, coups, creation of states, privatisation, Oputa panel, tenure elongation, zoning, and his administration.
On June 12 and Abiola, he said,“While the crisis was going on , we met two or three times to find a solution to the problem. Abiola was my friend; I will say a good friend. The only thing that went wrong was that the election was annulled. It did not affect our personal relationship. At best, I will say we had an ideological difference from that point.”
General Ibrahim Babangida speaks exclusively to Vanguard on every matter – Al Mustapha’s trial, Obasanjo, coups, creation of state, privatisation, Oputa panel, tenure elongation, zoning and the 2015 elections, and his administration – with a candour that you will never find elsewhere. Available on our pages from Wednesday 17 August when the General turns 70.

D'BANJ TURNS OLIVER TWIST

Dbanj has released new single titled oliver twist on Friday, August 12, 2011.

The song is produced by Don jazzy .

This is his first official single since signing with Kanye west's G.O.O.D music .

The title of the forthcoming album is also Oliver twist and it will be released soon under Mohits records /G.O.O.D Music imprints.

Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend?

in other countries women buy  gifts for their hubbies or boyfriends as an appreciation of their love but when it comes to nigeria the nigerian woman will never buy anything for her husband or boyfriend to show their so called love for them.even little things as a necktie or socks will never be bought by a nigerian woman for her boyfriend or husband.its we naija men who spend a lot on our women just to show how much we love them an yet they dont appreciate it.we spend a lot of money buying blackberries,expensive automobiles,clothes for these naija women just to show them how much we love them and yet they are so ungrateful and on top of that very unromantic.the other day i bought a bunch of roses for my oyibo girlfriend and she was so happy and she gripped me and gave me a deep kiss.tell me wich naija woman would act like that

So Why wordpress And Now Wordpress

Starting a blog makes you wonder what blogging platform you should use as a beginner. There are various blog platforms that you can use free and one of these platforms is WordPress. In fact, WordPress is the best blog platform you will ever find online. Here are the 3 wonderful reasons why WordPress is the best blog platform online
The more I use Wordpress, the more I love it. It has 2 very important features that Blogger doesn't yet support.

Number 1, you can set up Wordpress to automatically ping all the RSS and blog feed directories every time you make a post. This is a very powerful feature if you want your blog to get a lot of traffic right away. On top of that, you'll be quickly developing backlinks to your blog almost automatically.

Think about how long it can take you to build a regular site, get the search engines to index it, get backlinks to improve your listings, and then start getting traffic. A blog like Wordpress can do all that "grunge" work for you automatically.

Number 2, Wordpress allows the use of Categories. Categories are a very powerful way to improve the structure of your site both for human visitors and for the search engines.

Let's say the topic of your site is Widgets. You could create a Category for black widgets, one for orange widgets, and one for green widgets.

Now when you add posts to your blog, you can choose which of your categories your post belongs to. Now your blog will archive your past posts not only by their month and date, as Blogger does. But also by Category.

So if you have a visitor who is especially interested in green widgets, they can easily find all your posts on green widgets. They don't have to go through your entire archives to find them. With a blog that has been around for awhile and has hundreds of posts, that would be pretty discouraging. Using Categories makes it very easy.

Categories are also very search engine friendly. When you use Categories in your blog, there is a link on every one of your pages to your categories. Think about this: would you rather be #1 in the search engines for March 2003, or for green widgets, one of the main keywords of your site?

By using the Category feature, you will eventually have hundreds of pages on your site with links to green widgets, black widgets, and orange widgets. All those backlinks to those keywords can result in much higher search engine rankings.

Another neat feature is that you can easily create an RSS feed for each of your categories. Then every time you post to your blog, it could be pinging the Blog/RSS directories for each feed!

Compare that to putting up a new page on a traditional website. Even if the search engines find your new page right away, it might be a month or two before it actually gets indexed and starts drawing traffic. It might be a long time before it enjoys a first page position for its keywords.

Blogging: The best Introduction to Internet

Though some websites such as Geocities or Freewebs offer free website services, if you are absolutely confused by the internet and balk at the notion of having to learn HTML all at once, there's a really easy solution that just about anyone can do: blogging.

What's blogging you ask? A blog is a web log, or a place to publish text and images in the spirit of a journal or an online report. Many use it for just that purpose, but a blog can be just about anything you want it to be, and for all practical purposes, it is a web page...and you can blog absolutely free.

The best way to go is blogger, where you can set up a free blog and choose from a number of very stylish templates.

Not only are you now publishing for real, you can do it very intuitively, using blogger's built-in controls. But the beauty of blogging is that Blogger supports raw html coding and allows you to modify the blogger template at will. You can experiment with HTML tags and learn how to code HTML links, HTML images, and even HTML tables, and blogger will even ensure to make sure that your HTML tags check out as you experiment with them.

Blogging is a great way to get familiar with internet publishing, and without even trying, you'll learn valuable HTML codes that you can put to use once you finally decide to set up a website.

AND, not only are blogs free, but you can even earn money from them through the Google Adsense Program. There's nothing to lose, and you might end up learning enough about HTML to set up your own website, and finally have things your own way.

No matter which way you look at it, setting up a blog is one of the best ways to enter the world of internet publishing. Get started today!

Blogs are dynamic web sites


The power of weblogs is that they allow millions of people to easily publish their ideas, and millions more to comment on them. Increasingly people write, read and comment on blogs. Many people mistakenly believe that blogs are only personal diaries. More and more, blogs are being used by businesses to attract customers. Since blogs now come in all flavors, let’s look at the basics of blogging.

A blogger is someone who writes a blog. The “Blogosphere” is a word used to describe the online community of bloggers and their writings.
A blog differs from a website only because it is a website that is updated frequently, most often displaying its material in journal-like entries. An entry, a post, or a posting, are the terms often used to refer to a specific article or commentary written by the blogger on his or her blog. Many weblogs allow readers to write a reaction to what was written in the blog entry. These comments can often be found directly following the blog entry.

For millions of people, blogging is a hobby. For some, like journalists, writers, business leaders and political leaders, writing blogs enhances their professional careers. A blog gives the voice a broader audience and allows more direct and interactive contact with the readers. Some bloggers have readership numbers approaching that of big media and are able to earn income from their blogs. But potential profit should not be the primary motivation for blogging.

Why should a blog be part of your business’ marketing strategy? The blogging movement is picking up speed, particularly for businesses. Blogging is one arena where the size of your company won’t matter. A blog is NOT the place to promote your product or company. It is a place to promote your ideas, provide tips, and express yourself in the hopes of building an audience. That audience may , in turn, become customers.

There are two key concepts to keep in mind when deciding whether you will launch a blog or not; providing quality content and blogging regularly. These are critical to creating an audience for your blog.

A successful blog is written with a distinct audience in mind. In this way, you can provide content that is unique to your audience’s issues, needs, or desires. If you create content they like and wish to return to read, you will produce quality content. Successful bloggers have a focused topic and a unique personality.

Both your topic and unique style will cause your audience to return to your blog. When they return, it is critical to stay true to your audience and tone of your blog. If people are reading your blog, it’s because they like your topic and tone. Try not to stray from your typical topics and style too much. This will give your readers a reason to link back to your blog on an ongoing basis. But your content and tone are just one element to consider. Also critical to your ongoing blogging success is how frequently you update your blog.

If you don't update your blog often enough, blog readers will move on to other blogs. There are too many blogs out there competing for your reader’s attention. Blog readers will go where the content is.

Successful blogging takes a commitment of your time. When you begin blogging and wish to capture an audience, you should be prepared to blog every day. In this way, you can develop an audience who counts on you to help them begin or end their day. This means you should also try to post at the same time each day. Your readers will get accustomed to your schedule and check your blog at the appropriate time. The time of day is not as crucial as the consistency in your posting. 

The average blogger makes around $20 to $50 per month. So, if that is the average, it stands to reason that some people make less than that and some people make more. The amount of potential income that can be generated by blogging depends entirely upon your ability to build a loyal audience of people who have money to spend.
There is no point in creating a blog and then looking for an audience. Your first task is to identify a hungry market and provide it with high quality information. Once you have established your blog and created some interesting content, your next task is to attract your hungry audience to your blog. There are many ways of attracting traffic to a blog site including banner adverts, ezine advertising, pay per click traffic, links fro other web sites and submitting your site to the specialist blog search engines.
There are literally hundreds of blog sites that lay desolate and abandoned like an old frontier town with tumbleweeds blowing through on the breeze. Their owners failed to identify a hungry market, they failed to attract visitors or they simply gave up posting fresh new content to their blogs.
Blogs are dynamic web sites, they require time and attention. Search engines love them because they are frequently updated with fresh new content. People love them because they regularly provide new and interesting information. But you have to persist, just like any other business, online or offline, you have to work at building up your content, building up an audience of loyal readers and creating a portfolio of products and services that will appeal to your readers and generate some income.
There are many ways of generating income from your blog. Several people have created successful niche sites that offer product reviews including books, software, videos, DVDs and other popular products. Other bloggers earn their income from the sale of advertising space and yet others generate income through pay per click systems such as Google's Adsense programme.

10 Ways You Can Use Blogs RIGHT NOW

1. Team Communication. Companies use blogs internally to communicate project status to stakeholders and managers. It beats clogging everybody's email with mass broadcasts. It allows these missives to be archived, indexed and easily searched.

2. Enrich Your Clients. You can easily link to articles and resources relevant to your readers and their needs. You can more easily attract experts to provide value-added content to your audience.

3. Get to Know Your Customer. Nobody buys from someone they don't know. Blogging allows you to demonstrate your expertise and point-of-view quickly and easily. In addition, blogs allow the customers to receive your updates in the format they choose.

4. Collaborate. You can create your own marketing buzz to drive attention and buyers to your products and services. Some companies use internal blogs to report on projects or to track work groups distributed around the world.

5. Research and Development. Weblogs are the perfect forum to test out new ideas and receive instant feedback. You can allow others to see how you develop your products and services, and at the same time, they can tell you how best to serve them.

6. Go Global. Blogs, like other online media, allow you to take your business and ideas to a global market. Translation services are getting better every day, allowing more people to read online content in different languages. I've helped bloggers from New York to New Zealand, from Indiana to India.

7. Hidden Entrance to the Press. Journalists are busier than ever and blogs provide a virtual directory of pundits on any topic. You and your company can be the content expert they're looking for. Furthermore, if your company is talked about in the blogosphere it could end up using that exposure as a back door to the press.

8. Get Published. Publishers are turning to blogs to find new writing talent. Blogs can give a publisher a taste of your writing style as well as a sample of your depth of knowledge. Content specific blogs show a a commitment to a certain topic or subject matter.

9. Write your book. Let your readers help you write your latest book or article. Post chapters or ideas, then let readers help you in researching, testing and suggesting ideas. Or, use a blog after your book is published to update the material or to answer questions from readers.

10. Success Stories. Invite clients to blog about their successes with your products and services - it's like a living testimonial that never ends. As clients share their experiences, your prospects can see first-hand how you can help them, too.

Are You a Blogger?

# A short form for weblog, a personal journal published on the Web. Blogs frequently include philosophical reflections, opinions on the Internet and social issues, and provide a "log" of the author's favorite web links. Blogs are usually presented in journal style with a new entry each day.

# A public web site where users post informal journals of their thoughts, comments, and philosophies, updated frequently and normally reflecting the views of the blog's creator.

An online Journal.
matra.sourceforge.net/misc/glossary.php
# Blog is short for weblog. A weblog is a journal that is frequently updated and intended for general public consumption. Blogs generally represent the personality of the author or the Web site.

# An online journal, published frequently (often daily). Readers can post comments on each journal entry.

Whether you enjoy writing about Travel, the Great Outdoors, Cooking and Grill or other Outdoors activities...we have a Blog for you!

Blog Your Business

A blog is a Web log, an online journal. Blogs started out as
online diaries, in which diarists shared their everyday lives
with the world. From their beginnings as a weird Web fad in 1998,
blogs have moved on, and are well on the way to becoming a
standard business tool.

Why? Because in February 2003 Google.com bought Pyra Labs, the
company which owns the Blogger weblogging tool. Blogger.com, one
of the main sites providing blog software and hosting, boasted a
million hosted web logs in early 2003.

Google.com's interest in blogs indicates that blogs are
mainstream. A blog help your business in many ways, depending on
whether you create a private or a public blog. Blogs are so
useful that you'll want to create both.

=> Your business's private, internal blog

These days, no one works alone. Even if you're a solo business
operator, you have colleagues --- partners, contractors, and
suppliers with whom you communicate daily. A private blog makes
working with a group easier, because you can streamline your
interactions, saving time and energy.

A private blog can contain notes to yourself, or to colleagues.
It's a place to store information and tips that might not warrant
a special email message. You can post information like meeting
notes, project tasks and summaries, and updated price lists. You
can also post links to large files --- no need to email, fax, or
mail them to and fro.

Your blog is more useful than email, because blog postings are
dated, and easily searchable. You can post a message you want
everyone to read, and the message stays on the blog. With email,
you read and delete, or read and forget.

If you've worked on a project with someone in another state or on
the other side of the world, you've blessed email, because it
makes sharing information so easy. Using a blog to share
information is even easier than using email.

=> Your business's public blog

A business blog is a marketing tool. A blog can add value to your
Web site, or it can take the place of a Web site. Look on it as a
combination "What's New" Web site page, and an online journal.
Because of a blog's freewheeling nature, it's friendly and
relaxed.

If you don't have a site, your blog's a place to put your online
CV, portfolio and client list. You can, and should, use your blog
to express your personality and expertise.

If you have a Web site, your blog page builds loyalty, because
if you provide interesting content, your visitors will return to
your site. And because it's a Web page, your blog will appear on
search engines, attracting new clients.

Google has been treating blogs differently from other Web pages
for a couple of years. Whereas it takes a standard Web page/ site
a month to be indexed by Google, blogs are indexed daily. This
means that your blog is mega-cheap advertising. You can post
something on your blog and have it indexed by Google within a
day.

Will creating a blog help your business? As I suggested in the
article: "Get Googled And Build Credibility", because Google.com
is so popular and indexes so comprehensively, if you focus some
of your marketing and promotion time on getting your name out on
the Web, you're building your credibility, both online and
offline.

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