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♥ ♥ ♥ His Love saves us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Bread feeds us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Blood washes us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Words created us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Angels protect us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Rod and Staff comforts us. ♥ ♥ ♥
Do you accept Him who wants to save You?
ce Show
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and she asks him to grant her a wish:
1. I want my hubby to have eyes only for me
2. I want to be the only one in his life
3. I want him to always stay by my side
4. I want that when he gets up in the morning, i'm the first thing he grabs and to take me everywhere he goes.."
Whoosh!!!!.... the Genie turned her into a Blackberry
Start by asking yourself whether each of your relationships drags you down or lifts you up...
Surrounding yourself with positive, loving people is half the battle of living a happy, successful life...!!
BREAKING NEWS::::

The Senate today, passed a law banning same sex marriage in all of Nigeria. All offenders will henceforth, be liable to ten (10) years imprisonment without any option of fine. Any place of worship or clergy that administers such marriage also will be liable to permanent closure (for the place of worship) or 10 years imprisonment (for the clergy).
HOW T0 MAKE 25MILLION NAIRA IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
1: Swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: Pretend ur travelling to new York, Uk Or Paris
3: At the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie lie scanner (thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: At their office, u will excrete ur a** out for the 3next weeks(that’s the hardest part. Just try and endure but mek sure u dont bring out ur intestine.
5; At this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh)
6; hire Festus Keyamo Or Femi Falana and sue NDLEA for 100million for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't sit down
7; At this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million for ur lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million for you...
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE...GOODLUCK!!

Gosh….some ppl can be creatively funny!
GOodmorning!
AKPOS WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.

Akpos writing his medical entrance exam, gives definitions of some medical terms as follows :-

1. * Antibody: Against everybody
2. * Artery: Study of fine paintings
3. * Genes: Blue denims
4. * Hymen: Greeting to several males?
5. * Labour pain: Hurt at work
6. * Liposuction: French sucking kiss
7. * Microbes: Small dressing gowns
8. * Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards
9. * Cat scan: Searching for lost cat
10. * Coma: Punctuation mark. ,,,
11. * Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria...
Oando plc is employing, kindly go to www.oandoplc.com/careers/, closing on Nov 29 at 5pm.. Please, forward τ̅☺ someone who might need it
This is 2 inform u my esteemed facebook friends that I've started accepting Christmas gifts in cash, cheque, bank draft or e-payment deposits. I strongly recommend u renew our friendship b4 1st week of next month 2 avoid d usual "December rush". Thanks 4 ur maximum cooperation:
Husbands are like split AC's no matter how much heat and noise they make outdoors they are always cool and silent indoors:
Winning in life is not necessarily a matter of who first started. The first Medical doctor in the world is not the best today in the field of medicine. The first aircraft invented by the Wright brothers in December 17, 1903 is probably no longer people’s choice. Jesus pointed out in Mark 10:31 that due to many factors, imaginable or unimaginable, outside or within the control of man, people who have been at the forefront may inexplicably find themselves at the rear. We all know that there are always many good starters but few finishers.
Teacher; can u see God?
Class: no
Teacher: can u touch God?
Class: no
Teacher: Then there isn't God .....* Student raise hand and ask Sir can u see ur brain?
Teacher: no...
Student: Can u touch ur brain?
Teacher: no.... Then u don't have brain...=))
Hєℓℓσ ƒяιєη∂ѕ ιт'ѕ αησтнєя мσяηιηg,αησтнєя σρρσятυηιту. Mαу уσυ ѕєє тнє ƒανσυя σƒ Gσ∂ αℓмιgнту тσ∂αу. I ωιѕн υ α ѕυ¢¢єѕѕƒυℓ$ ƒυℓƒιℓℓιηg ∂αу. Gσ∂ ωιℓℓ вℓєѕѕ тнє ωσяк σƒ уσυя нαη∂. U ωιℓℓ вє ƒανσυяє∂ αвσνє αℓℓ HE ωιℓℓ gινє уσυ яєѕт @ αℓℓ ѕι∂єѕ. Gσσ∂ мσяηιηg
Don't wait for time, make it! Don't wait for love, feel it! Don't wait for money, earn it! Don't wait for path, find it! Don't wait for opportunity, create it! Don't go for less, get the best! Don't compare, be unique! Don't avoid failure, use it! Don't dwell on mistakes, learn from it! Don't back down, go around! Don't close ur eyes, open your mind! Don't run from life, embrace and enjoy it! Don't just read this, share it!
Don't wait for time, make it! Don't wait for love, feel it! Don't wait for money, earn it! Don't wait for path, find it! Don't wait for opportunity, create it! Don't go for less, get the best! Don't compare, be unique! Don't avoid failure, use it! Don't dwell on mistakes, learn from it! Don't back down, go around! Don't close ur eyes, open your mind! Don't run from life, embrace and enjoy it! Don't just read this, share it!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and
without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After
reading d first message she fainted.The son rushed in to the room,
found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which
read:To: My Loving Wife, I know u are surprised to hear from me.
They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to
loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival 2morow. Expecting u
darling. I can't wait to c u!!. e ka sann ooo.
Millions of Nigerians have a need. & thousands of nigerians are there  meet dis needs. What do u have  offer? Put it right after ur pin & let d pple know! Pls rebroadcast.
2198C8C1 - Sleek makeup products/business plan consulting.
26FF657F- Wedding gowns/Bridals
27AE1C90- Designers Perfume
21EE4D94- Photography
27AE1C90- Bedsheets/Duvets
286432E- Laptops
21775E67- Phones
27AE1C90- Suits
221f9187- Bridal Makeover
2602114E- Legal practices
22E4BED3- Window Blinds
22167640- drinks for events
2132DC0B - Catering& smallchops 24a46081-Vt Installations/Internet
218530AC-Spa services (facials, massages, body scrubs etc)
26BAD490- PIMP(sugar daddy and sugar mummy, gay and lesbian)
308B1E63- Designer optical frames and sunglasses.
2718e037 - events planning and ushers. 26A1CDFC- B/Z / Financial Serv.
2370F002- Industrial gen,heavy duty/earthmoving equip servicing,repairs απδ maintenance. 21D711C0 -SEX WORKER
25FE94FE - Branding! Packaging! Promoting! Planning! Models & ushers.
21DB2485 -Cab Services arround IB
229d1476 - showbiz/event mgt/planning/ lobbyist. 22w4334-big dick
Millions of Nigerians have a need. & thousands of nigerians are there  meet dis needs. What do u have  offer? Put it right after ur pin & let d pple know! Pls rebroadcast.
2198C8C1 - Sleek makeup products/business plan consulting.
26FF657F- Wedding gowns/Bridals
27AE1C90- Designers Perfume
21EE4D94- Photography
27AE1C90- Bedsheets/Duvets
286432E- Laptops
21775E67- Phones
27AE1C90- Suits
221f9187- Bridal Makeover
2602114E- Legal practices
22E4BED3- Window Blinds
22167640- drinks for events
2132DC0B - Catering& smallchops 24a46081-Vt Installations/Internet
218530AC-Spa services (facials, massages, body scrubs etc)
26BAD490- PIMP(sugar daddy and sugar mummy, gay and lesbian)
308B1E63- Designer optical frames and sunglasses.
2718e037 - events planning and ushers. 26A1CDFC- B/Z / Financial Serv.
2370F002- Industrial gen,heavy duty/earthmoving equip servicing,repairs απδ maintenance. 21D711C0 -SEX WORKER
25FE94FE - Branding! Packaging! Promoting! Planning! Models & ushers.
21DB2485 -Cab Services arround IB
229d1476 - showbiz/event mgt/planning/ lobbyist. 22w4334-big dick
We are now at LASU iyana Iba
5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman :- 1)
Fine:ds is d word women use to end an
argument wen she knws she is right&u nid
2 shut-up. 2)Nothing:means somtin&u nid
2b worried. 3)Go Ahead:ds is a dare,not
permission,do not do it. 4)Whatever:A
woman's way of saying screw u. 5)That's
Okay:she's tinking long&hard on how&wen
U̶̲̥̅̊'ll pay Fǿя̩̥̊. U̶̲̥̅̊я mistake... Bonus
Word:Wow! This Ȋ̝̊̅§ not A̶̲̥̅̊ compliment,she's
amazed that one prsn cud b S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡
stupid.......
Advice to all ladies!
The Football Club a guy supports determines his attitude towards relationships.
Arsenal:
He loves young & cheap girls, freaks out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's afraid of incurring expenses.
Chelsea:
He has no real emotions or love though he buys d best of things for you & takes you to good places.
Manchester United:
Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas, no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife material at no extra cost.
Man City
He's the richest Yahoo guy in town. Hope u get to date him because,though he's younger, he has d cash!
Liverpool:
He has no swag, he only has record of dating pretty gals in d past & that's what he keeps telling u.
Barca:
A short guy with swag, may do anything especially if u re a tall lady!
Eyimba:
He has no money for now. He's hard working, if only u may endure.

Lol! Do not say I did not warn you

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