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Interview btwn a nigeria immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is that?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an "M.P"

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless.

I have sent this to u because u are my M.P. (My Paddy).
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Oluwa yio fi aanu yanju oro re loni, Oloore re yio si iwe iranti kan o. Agbara t' o gbe Israel de ipo nla, yio gbe o soke ninu odun yi. Olorun onibu ore yio fi ire ayo nla kan ti o ko reti ranse si o, lai pe. Omije ayo yio ti oju re bo Amin. Maayo nitori ayo loro re kan. Jowo mase dagunla lati fi adura yi ranse si eniyan meje ti o se pataki si o, ati emi pelu ti mo ba se pataki bakan na! Ire o no oruko Jesu.
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MY LIFE

My life is like a Hollywood movie ...
As you see me , nothing dey do me ...
ACTOR NO DEY DIE !!!
JJC crew ! Gba beeee !!!
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Forget it enough to get over it; remember it enough so it doesn't happen again.

Forget it enough to get over it; remember it enough so it doesn't happen again.
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"@idcabasa_coded: If u see correction as condemnation, u will keep making the same mistake! Learn from correction and move forward"
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15 set of people you must meet in 2015...

1.The encouragers- even in discouraging situations of life, these people keep you going with encouraging words; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

2.The hand lifters- They are those whose hands are strong enough to hold yours up when you are weak; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

3.Destiny Helpers- They provide shoulders upon which you ride to fulfilling your dream and destiny; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

4.The Givers- these ones will give of their time, talent, and treasure to you in your hour of need; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

5.The Receivers- these ones are different from routine takers and serial beggars. You can't be blessed if you don't give, and you can't give if there is no one to receive. Not all lands bring forth fruits, and not all hands that receive command blessings. You need those whose receiving hands will trigger abundant blessings unto you; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

6.The prayer conquerors- You need more than prayer warriors IN 2015. Many Prayer warriors pray from their heads only; Prayer conquerors pray from their heart and conquer; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

7.The recommenders- these are the ones who mention your name in quarters where your skills and talents will be celebrated; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

8.The correctors- these are the ones who honestly tell you when you are wrong; they prevent you from digging a grave of mistakes that may bury your destiny; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

9.The committed- whether things are up or down, these ones are standing with you; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

10.The loyal- they work with you with all of their hearts to make things work in your life; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

11.The truth-tellers-they will not call night day, and day night; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

12.The altruists- these ones believe that life is not just about them, it is about you too; MAY YOU MEET THEM

. 13.The reliable- You can count on them when it counts most; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

14.The contented- these ones are not greedy, they are satisfied with whatever they get from you and they bless you from their heart for it; MAY YOU MEET THEM.

15. Lovers and Pursuers of God & Godly life- these ones are always connected to God; MAY YOU MEET THEM, so you will never be disconnected from your source who is your MAKER. Pls take note of this as u journey into 2015. Welcome to the year u will waste your wasters and laugh
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May God Use You Like ...

I DECREE INTO YOUR LIFE IN 2015:

It shall be well with you this year.

No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.

For all of 2014, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be coming in abundance.

Today GOD has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you.

He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY.

He will never let you down.

I knocked at heaven's door this morning, GOD asked me: My child! What can I do for you?

And I said,'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.

This is a divine prayer which needs to be sent to all and sundry.

GOD does know that you don't have 20 or more people to send it to.

It's the effort and intent that counts.

Send to family and friends.

This is a powerful prayer. Couldn't hurt. It can only help.

May =God =remember =you =today:Like =Noah.

Protect =you =like =Daniel.

Heal =you =like =Naaman.

Favour =you =like =Moses.

Prosper =you =like =Isaac.

Annoint =you =like =David.

Answer =you =like =Elijah.

Use =you =like =Paul.

Intervene =for =you =like Esther.

Fight =for =you =like =Israelites.

Forward =to =twenty people & God =will =do =something =for =you.

Just =now. Dont wait
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10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces
2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?
3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo.. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies
4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all
5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies
6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act
7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies
8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like
9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty
10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes


Source : www.nairaland.com/2087192/10-sermons-most-young-ladies
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10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces
2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?
3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo.. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies
4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all
5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies
6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act
7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies
8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like
9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty
10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes


Source : www.nairaland.com/2087192/10-sermons-most-young-ladies
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Important information

Please send to your families in Nigeria.
Pls you should not eat carrot,apple,water mellon,and some other fruits coming from the NORTH. We received a report, that BOKOHARAM has sent overall 54,000, apples to the south-west for sale,been poisoned with chemicals sombody just calld from North now! Pls send to many people as possible!
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What is your view about prophecy

There is notin wrong in seeking to know but wrong in using diabolical powers that is wrong! Its about the Spirit living inside of you! If anybody is saying anytin and the HolySpirit can't confirm to you, it should be ignored!
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What is your view about prophecy

So people would argue that it better to know the events that would come in a later date so that someone can adequately plan ahead or pray ahead to avert it if it is an evil one.
Whereas so school of thought believe that it is evil to predict the future as the future belongs to God. They believe that some prophecies may be demonically motivated because the person that is prophesing may be doing it under the influence of the devil ...

So what do you think about prophesy ? So people would argue that it better to know the events that would come in a later date so that someone can adequately plan ahead or pray ahead to avert it if it is an evil one.
Whereas so school of thought believe that it is evil to predict the future as the future belongs to God. They believe that some prophecies may be demonically motivated because the person that is prophesing may be doing it under the influence of the devil ...

So what do you think about prophesy ?
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Have u taken down a note of what u hope to achieve this year?
If you haven't,then u aren't really living for a purpose.
Every year u should take down a list of goals you wish to achieve or attain.
Write them down and work towards it.
Once you have a set target or goal,your mind will be fixed on it and you would channel your energy and resources towards that. And when someone or something isn't part of that goal,you know what u have to do immediately to avoid being derailed.
Some of us are still the same,year in year out.
Nothing new. Same desk. Same us. Same ways. Same plans. Same pattern. Nothing to look back on and say "I have actually done this,it remains this".
What is your purpose?
Getting the latest shoe? The latest phone? The latest car? The latest make up kit?
I can't marry a person without purpose and goals/targets for their life.
Such people will end up discouraging u to achieve yours or probably kill yours.


"I dey behave like mumu now,but wetin I wan do dey my mind"
Courtesy of Charles Awurum words in one of his movies.
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Life Grocery.

Lol
Read this story , and
Follow the recommendation at
The end...

As I was walking
Down life's highway
Many years ago

I came upon a
Sign that read

Heavens Grocery Store..

When I got a
Little closer

The doors swung
Open wide

And when I came
To myself

I was standing
Inside..

I saw a host of
Angels.

They were
Standing everywhere

One handed me a
Basket

And said 'My
Child shop with care..'

Everything a
Human needed
Was in that
Grocery store

And what you
Could not carry
You could come
Back for more

First I got some
Patience.

Love was in that
Same row.

Further down was
Understanding,
You need that
Everywhere you go..

I got a box or
Two of Wisdom
And Faith a bag
Or two.

And Charity of
Course
I would need some
Of that too..

I couldn't miss
The Holy Ghost
It was all over
The place.

And then some
Strength
And Courage to
Help me run this race.

My basket was
Getting full
But I remembered
I needed Grace,

And then I chose
Salvation for
Salvation was for
Free

I tried to get
Enough of that to do
For you and me..

Then I started to
The counter
To pay my grocery
Bill,

For I thought I
Had everything
To do the Masters
Will.

As I went up the
Aisle
I saw Prayer and
Put that in ,

For I knew when I
Stepped outside
I would run into
Sin.

Peace and Joy
Were plentiful,
The last things
On the shelf.

Song and Praise
Were hanging near
So I just helped
Myself.

Then I said to
The angel

'Now how much do
I owe?'

He smiled and
Said

'Just take them
Everywhere you go.'

Again I asked
'Really now,

How much do I
Owe?'

'My child' he
Said , 'God paid your bill
A long long time
Ago.'

This poem has
Been sent to you
With love and for
Blessings.

It originated in
The Netherlands
And has been
Around the world 9 times.

The blessing has now
Come to you and
You will receive
Showers of blessings in the mail

Within six days
Of receiving this letter

Providing you
Sent it out to someone else.
Do not send money
As this message
Has no price. Do
Not keep this letter

But send it on to
Someone who

Needs blessings.

Send 5 copies within 9
Minutes of reading this and see what
Happens !!!!!
God told me to tell you that everything you're going through is taken care of. If you believe in Him send to 8 people. And in 53 🕛secs watch who calls
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God has always has sumtin 4u. A key 4 every problem, A light 4 every darkness, A relief 4 every sorrow And a plan 4 every 2morro

God has always has sumtin 4u.
A key 4 every problem,
A light 4 every darkness,
A relief 4 every sorrow
And a plan 4 every 2morro
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Song is out of international football

Alex Song camerronian international footballer has finally bows out of international football and he would be out Of the canmerron squard this Nation cup
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