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We really need to change our attitude

CBN monetary policy alone (without Diversifications and Import Substitutions) is insufficient to bring about the desired level of economic output growth needed to take Nigeria out of recession and poverty.

Follow this Storyline: πŸ‘‡πŸΎ



"Mr. David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm-clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am.

While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job...

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), David Ahmed Okoro decided to relax for a while.

He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a good paying job in... NIGERIA.πŸ€”

He turned on his TV (Made in Japan) and watched Nigerian minister for Agriculture speaking on how difficult is it for CBN to meet up the weekly forex demands to the tune of $2.5bn by Nigerians to import anything and everything amidst the scarce forex in Nigeria.

Mr. David Ahmed Okoro felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take two tablets of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain.

Lying down on his bed (made in UAE) and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $26bn which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at INTERBANK AND PARALLEL MARKET RATES.......πŸ€”

In his kitchen, he has Rice (made in Thailand, Palm oil (made in Malaysia), Wheat Flour (made in Brazil), De-Rica Tomatoes Paste (Made in China) and Sugar cubes (made in Netherlands)."

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Nigeria must produce In Nigeria what they consume, before any of the monetary policy of CBN can make sense!

Only MADE in NIGERIA goods and items can grow Nigeria economy and help create jobs for the millions of jobless Nigerians.

Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods rather than producing their own are hurting its people....

When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad... Until every family develops and owns an enterprise nothing will change in Nigeria no matter the Government in Power. So, what will you do today?

PLEASE SHARE FREELY

By Francis Okumagba
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Teacher's Reward

GET YOUR REWARD HERE ON EARTH. NOW!

A MUST READ FOR ALL TEACHERSπŸ‘ŒπŸ½

Teacher Stephen Boah was very sad when he heard about the death of his dear mother in the village. He least expected it because his mum only complained of a slight headache and needed just a first aid medical attention. Teacher Boah rushed to the village to ascertain facts and cause of his mum's death. At the village clinic, the medical doctor invited him inside his office to explain the circumstances that led to his mum's death. The doctor looked on his table a couple of times before opening his mouth to say; "Teacher Boah, this is the prescription meant for your mother" as he lifted the paper into the air as though he was showing it to God. He continued, "Instead of this drug on this paper before me, she administered this one" showing the empty container to Teacher Boah, "It was thirty minutes later before it was noticed by one of our senior nurses who was also going to get a drug from the pharmacy." The doctor added. "Teacher Boah, we are very very sorry for this mishap. Forgive us." The doctor landed. Teacher Boah asked; "May l please see the two nurses? I mean the one who gave out the drug and the one who administered it." The doctor slapped the office bell on his table and a young nurse rushed in. "Please call me Cynthia Normenyo and Rhoda Agbesi" the doctor instructed. Teacher Boah's heart leaped upon hearing the two familiar names. Teacher Boah was dumbfounded when he finally saw the figures standing before him. They were those two girls he aided to pass their examinations. He smuggled their answer booklets out of the exams room for some scouts to copy the answers for them. Each scored A1 in Core Maths and Science, B2 in Elective Maths. In fact their grades could be envied by even a professor. The doctor watched Mr. Boah expecting a certain line of action, but Mr. Boah turned slowly towards the doctor and whispered silently in pain, "l murdered my own mother five years ago."

Are you a teacher? Do you give your students the chance to study and be tested independently? Do you 'write' exams your students are supposed to be writing?

Please don't start killing a friend or family from today.
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Funke Akindele Releases Official Statement On Secret Wedding

Star actress, Funke Akindele walked down the aisle on Tuesday, 23, August, with her beau, Abdulrasheed Bello in London, UK at a quiet wedding witnessed by immediate family members, the best man, maid of honour, and friends with strong ties.

The groom, Abdulrasheed, aka Skillz is a multi-talented musician, music producer and a leading member of the JJC and 419 Squad based in London.

Until his decision to marry Funke, he was blessed with three children who are grown up and living happily in the United Kingdom.

The couple, in a statement signed by Funke Akindele's publicist, Biodun Kupoluyi, chose a quiet wedding in London because neither of them wanted to be on show or at the center of attention having been on that lane before.

"The decision to do it quietly was right for us and we pray for the understanding of our close friends and fans at this offer of a lifetime moment. At a good time, we shall look back and in appreciation of divine grace and your support, we shall celebrate milestones and where we are in life."
The working couple has since hit the ground running, shooting scenes for the new episode, Jenifa In London for the running sit-com, Jenifa's Diary. Jenifa In London, Funke Akindele hinted would be premiered at a high-octane event in London and Lagos.

The couple would return to Nigeria soon.

Signed:
Management

Your Transaction is Being Processed

WAIT: Your transaction is being processed

Today I went to the ATM to get some cash because I really needed the money.

As I started the transaction, the atm showed me an inscription which said
; Please insert your card.
I inserted the card



Another message came....
-please enter your pin code:
I entered my pin code
Another message came ...
select the amount you want:
I did that too
After I had done all this...the ATM showed me a message in BOLD letters

YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED, PLEASE
WAIT

Allow me to say..likewise, you have done all these things in relation to certain situations in your life: you have prayed, you have fasted, you have even asked others to pray with you and for you, but it seems as if nothing is happening in your life.
Allow me to say to you, wait patiently don't give up, don't move because your request is being processed. WAIT!
Let me tell you , what made me wait is because my card was already in the ATM machine, and I had already entered my pin code.
If I give up now and walk away..Lord have Mercy...
The next person will get all that I had requested
Its not because your messages aren't heard, not because your prayers are irrelevant, not because your fasting is meaningless.. but because
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED
Wait and murmur not, and don't be discouraged. Do not think you were born to suffer..
Your prayers are being processed
Wait upon the Lord. 



I Know it's not easy but I encourage you ..WAIT!!
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED PLEASE WAIT
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The Eclipse

Announcement ❗❗❗
It was said on the news today that scientists have predicted that on Thursday September 1 we will experience annular eclipse from 7am to 10am and it might be so dark but we shouldn't be scared, all we should try our possible best not to look at the sky during that period because it can cause irreversible eye problem... ❗❗❗❗❗Thank you and do your best to pass it to people you care about πŸ’―
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Why wives do not work

Y WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P: What do u do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P: your Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.
P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P: At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H: She wakes up at around 5am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P: How do your kids go to school?
H: My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P: After taking ur kids to school, what does she do?
H: She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know she doesn't work.
P: In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due to all day's work.
P: What does your wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.
***Whom do you think works more from the story above???
The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night and you called that DOESN'T WORK?
Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!
Appreciate your wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she stares at you she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
When she says I will stand by you she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her wrong for granted.
A very heart touching message by a
woman.
Someone asked her, Are you a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.
I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.
***What Do you do all Day??
***Dedicated to all women***
Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.
Pass it to all the lovely ladies...
Your Mother.
Your Wife.
Your daughter.
Your sister and your friend.
Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth.
Gud evening and have a lovely week ma.


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Life is not about rushing, comparison and doing what others are doing but rather keep calm and do what is right and what you are called to do. They may live in the same forest and play together but have different life expectancy. We must remember that we will have age mates, class mates, school mates, office mates but there are no 'Destiny mates' in life. 



Be who you are called to be, love who you are and thank Godk for your special journey which may not look like others!!_.
*_This is the simplest way to succeed in life!!
--

Strange Definition

πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜€πŸ‘
*SUPERB_ Definitions*

*CIGARETTE:*
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

*MARRIAGE:*
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master



*LECTURE:*
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

*CONFERENCE:*
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

*COMPROMISE:*
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

*TEARS:*
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

*DICTIONARY:*
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

*CONFERENCE ROOM:*
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

*CLASSIC:*
A book
which people praise,
but never read

*SMILE:*
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

*OFFICE:*
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

*ETC:*
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

*COMMITTEE:*
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

*EXPERIENCE:*
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

*ATOM BOMB:*
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

*DIPLOMAT:*
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

*OPPORTUNIST:*
A person
who starts taking a bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

*MISER:*
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

*FATHER:*
A banker
provided by
nature

*CRIMINAL:*
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

*BOSS:*
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

*POLITICIAN:*
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and shakes your Confidence
Later

*DOCTOR:*
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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It is well with m soul

The song "It Is Well With My Soul" was written by a successful Christian lawyer. He had two girls and a wife and the family planned a summer trip to go overseas. Since he had a lot of work to do, he sent his family and decided to follow them later. He heard the news while on the following ship that another ship had capsized and he knew that his family was there since they mentioned the name of the ship. On His return home, his Law firm was burned down and the insurance refused to pay, they said "It's An Act Of God". He had no money to pay for his house and no work, he also lost his house. Then while sitting and thinking what's happening to him, being a spiritual person, he wrote a song - whatever my Lord, you have taught me to say - It is well, it is well with my soul. My dear friend, a good attitude will determine your altitude. When you look at your life, career, job or family life, what do you say? Do you praise God? Do you blame the devil? A good attitude towards God makes Him move on your behalf. Just sit down and say, Today God, it is well with my soul, I am thankful I had a peaceful sleep, I am thankful I am alive with possibilities, I am thankful I have a roof over me, I am thankful I have a job, I am thankful that I have Family and Friends. Above all, I am thankful that I have the Lord Jesus Christ on my side. Be blessed and don't be envious or shocked when others are prospering because you don't know what they have been through to get there (test, trials and tribulation) so thank God for what you have. "Little is much when God is in it. It Is Well With My Soul! Touch someone's life with this message if God is for us, who can be against us? Don't read if you can't forward. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it. God is going to fix two (BIG) things in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this.


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The Biblical Creativity

PEOPLE CAN BE CREATIVE. CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS WRITE UP!
ENJOY YOURSELF.
I went to Genesis hotel through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job their brother. They started singing Psalms and teaching children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiates and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah was engaged in Jeremiah's Lamentations together with Ezekiel and Daniel their friends. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah travelled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the tradition, Mathew, Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts of the Romans who were behaving like the 1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corithians group were always at loggerheads with the Galatians. At that time too they realized that the Ephesians and Philippians were close to the Colossians, suggested the first Thessalonians visit and that on their second Thessalonians visit they should first of all see the first and second of Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in Hebrew. On hearing this James asked Peter twice to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelations of this journey.
Dont enjoy alone forward to fellow Christians
Interesting.


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Example: What is the sine of 35°?

Using this triangle (lengths are only to one decimal place):

sin(35°)= Opposite / Hypotenuse
 = 2.8 / 4.9
 = 0.57...
  
cos(35°)= Adjacent / Hypotenuse
 = 4.0 / 4.9
 = 0.82...
  
tan(35°)= Opposite / Adjacent
 = 2.8 / 4.0
 = 0.70...


Find the length of side b if side c is 38 m and angle A is 48°

 

1. Which ratio corresponds to cos35?

  
 
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Trigonometry Right Angle Triangle {SOHCAHTOA}

Right Triangle

OK, let's see what this is all about.

Firstly, the names Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse come from the right triangle:

triangle showing Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse

  • "Opposite" is opposite to the angle ΞΈ
  • "Adjacent" is adjacent (next to) to the angle ΞΈ
  • "Hypotenuse" is the long one

Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse

Adjacent is always next to the angle
(and opposite is opposite the angle)

Sine, Cosine and Tangent

And Sine, Cosine and Tangent are the three main functions in trigonometry.

They are often shortened to sin, cos and tan.

The calculation is simply one side of a right angled triangle divided by another side ... we just have to know which sides, and that is where "sohcahtoa" helps.

For a triangle with an angle ΞΈ , the functions are calculated this way:

Sine Function:
soh...
sin(ΞΈ) = opposite / hypotenuse
Cosine Function:
...cah...
cos(ΞΈ) = adjacent / hypotenuse
Tangent Function:
...toa
tan(ΞΈ) = opposite / adjacent

 

Example: what are the sine, cosine and tangent of 30° ?

The classic 30° triangle has a hypotenuse (the long side) of length 2, an opposite side of length 1 and an adjacent side of √3, like this:

30° triangle

Now we know the lengths, we can calculate the functions:

Sine
soh...
sin(30°) = 1 / 2 = 0.5
Cosine
...cah...
cos(30°) = 1.732 / 2 = 0.866
Tangent
...toa
tan(30°) = 1 / 1.732 = 0.577

(get your calculator out and check them!)

How to Remember

Well, "sohcahtoa" may be easy for you to remember ... but here's another way to help it:

Sailors Often Have Curly Auburn Hair Till Old Age.

Or perhaps you prefer one of these:

  • Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approach.
  • Some Old Hen Caught Another Hen Taking One Away.
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CLASS: PRIMARY 1                                                                SUBJECT: VERBAL REASONING

 

NAME:………………………………………………………………………………...

A       B       C       D       E       F       G       H       I        J        K       L       M     

1        2        3        4        5        6        7        8        9        10      11      12      13

 

N       O       P       Q       R       S       T       U       V       W      X       Y       Z

14      15      16      17      18      19      20      21      22      23      24      25      26

 

Write corresponding numbers in front of the letters

 

1.)  O = __________

2.)  J = __________

3.)  N = __________

4.)  D = __________

5.)  F = __________

6.)  E = __________

7.)  A = __________

8.)  G = __________

9.)  R = __________

10.)   S = __________

 

Order of writing capital letters

11.)         Before C comes ______________

12.)         After U comes _____________

13.)         ___________ comes before K.

14.)         ___________ comes after V.

15.)         ___________ comes after E.

 

 

Underline the words that start with B

16.)         Put                        Shirt                      Bee                        Round

17.)         Agree                    Bird                      Egg                       River

18.)         Pot                        Farm                     Rock                     Box

19.)         Great                    Begin                    Chair                    Shelf

20.)         Seed                      Leaf                      Water                             Bud

 

Write out five words that start with letter f

21.)         _____________________________

22.)         _____________________________

23.)         _____________________________

24.)         _____________________________

25.)         _____________________________

 

Form words with each of the following

26.)         tinu = _______________________

27.)         owt = _______________________

28.)         nur = _______________________

29.)         niks = _______________________

30.)         nepo = ______________________

 

 


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--

 

NAME:………………………………………………………………………………...

Underline the correct answer

1.)  48 = __________               (a) ten                   (b) fourty-eight     (c) two

2.)  75 = ____________           (a) twelve             (b) seventy-five    (c) seven and five

3.)  10 + 2 + 3 =                        (a) 15                    (b) 12                             (c) 9

4.)  8 + 4 + 6 =                         (a) 1                      (b) 18                             (c) 13

5.)  6k + 4k + 2k =                             (a) 12k                  (b) 2k                             (c) 13k

6.)  14k + 6k + 2k =                 (a) 20k                  (b) 30k                 (c) 13k

7.)  20 k – 10k – 5k =               (a) 12k                  (b) 5k                             (c) 8k

8.)  15 – 7 – 4 =                        (a) 4                      (b) 14                             (c) 44

9.)  5 – 1 – 3 =                          (a) 2                      (b) 1                      (c) 5

10.)         7 – 3 – 2 =                      (a) 6                      (b) 3                      (c) 2

 

Fill the box with one of the following >, <, or =

11.)         40               10

12.)         20               60

13.)         10               5

14.)         15               45

15.)         50               20

 

Addition of Numbers under (H T U)

1.)     H       T       U                                    (2)     H       T       U

          4        2        6                                              6        3        2

     +  2        2        3                                       +    1        4        3

 


Addition of Numbers with carrying (H T U)

1.)     H       T       U                (2)     H       T       U                (3.)    H       T       U

          6        2        6                           4        5        8                           3        4        9

     +  1        3        5                     +    1        2        5                     +   2        2        8

 

 


Part B:  Theory

Subtraction of numbers with borrowing (H T U)

1.)     H       T       U                                    (2)     H       T       U

          5        6        2                                              7        9        5

     -   1        3        5                                       -     2        2        8

 

 


Multiplication of Numbers

3.)     2        3                           (4.)    2        3                           (5.)    4        0

          x        2                                    x        3                                     x        2

 

 


         

Fraction: What part of fraction is shaded?

6.)                                                               (7.)

 

                                      =                                                                           =

 

 

Find the area of the following shapes

8.)                         6cm                                (9.)                  4cm

 

 


                                                 2cm                     4cm                      4cm

 

                                                                                          4cm

 

 

 

 

                                                                                     

 

10.)                       7cm

 

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