Tuesday, November 29, 2011

HOW T0 MAKE 25MILLION NAIRA IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
1: Swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: Pretend ur travelling to new York, Uk Or Paris
3: At the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie lie scanner (thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don't panic)
4: At their office, u will excrete ur a** out for the 3next weeks(that’s the hardest part. Just try and endure but mek sure u dont bring out ur intestine.
5; At this point, they'll start begging u(no agree oh)
6; hire Festus Keyamo Or Femi Falana and sue NDLEA for 100million for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can't sit down
7; At this point, they'll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million for ur lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million for you...
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE...GOODLUCK!!

Gosh….some ppl can be creatively funny!
GOodmorning!

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