Thursday, February 2, 2012

NEMESIS is wen u submit ur ansa sheet wt ur expo inside...

RACISM is wen a white iPhone costs more than a black one...:|

LONG THROAT is wen u take a gal out on a sunny day nd she orders 4 a hot plate of pepper soup... *smh*

A WITCH is dat gal dat eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, kilishi, chicken n chips, burger, smirnoff, farouz. Nd wen u take her home she says "sorry I'm on my period"..

OVERSABI is wen u'r eating salad wt a gal nd she says " honey, dis food no don"...

OLODO is wen u'r in a plane wt a gal nd she says "honey I'm hot, can u pls roll down d glass"...

A HUNGRY child is dat kid dat sees u eating nd says " my mummy said I shldnt take food frm strangers"...

A STUBBORN child is dat kid dat wakes up in d middle of d nyt wen daddy nd mummy ar havn a gud tym nd says "mummy I want 2 piss"...

A CONFUSED GAL is dt gal dat moans "aaaah! Pls gently" nd wen u ask her "shld I remove it?" She says "nooooo" "nooooo":D.

2day don end o! Hope u had a luvly day

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