15 SIGNS TO KNOW THEY'RE
FOLLOWING YOU FROM VILLAGE

15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.:s

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.:$

13. If you slap a military man.:x

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.:&

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.=))

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.#:-s

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.:O

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.:D

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look UGLY:p
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6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.X_X

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.>=)

4. When you beat up a military man's ONLY child.:>

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.:'(

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.:/

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a "LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!" ringtone....:'( :'( :'( !
Good Nyte.

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15 SIGNS TO KNOW THEY'RE
FOLLOWING YOU FROM VILLAGE

15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.:s

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.:$

13. If you slap a military man.:x

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.:&

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.=))

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.#:-s

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.:O

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.:D

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look UGLY:p
.
6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.X_X

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.>=)

4. When you beat up a military man's ONLY child.:>

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.:'(

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.:/

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a "LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!" ringtone....:'( :'( :'( !
Good Nyte.

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