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My Dad is Late. He died last nite. We love him but God loves him most.
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The Lord of host shall honour his presence in my life by giving me the testimony that will announce me to the whole world this week in Jesus name. And u too!!!!!
Good morning.
BREAKING NEWS! PLANE CRASH!!!
there's another plane crash and none
survived....... the plane was carrying all
your problems, shame, sorrows, failure,
tears, sickness, weakness, pains,
struggles and all your worries..... did i
hear you say Amen
NEWS FLASH:
Pastor Chris
Okotie’s second
marriage crashes.Three times presidential
candidate and Pastor,
Household of God Church,
Pastor Chris Okotie has
ended his marriage with
Stephanie Henshaw less than four years after they
got married. According to Source, Pastor
Chris announced this
himself in Church. “Stephanie and I are no
longer married. We have
separated. You can see
she’s not in church today.
It’s due to irreconcilable
differences and you should please respect our wishes
Hmmmmm God Dey O.
New dictionary word...
Farouk (Verb):
To collect bribe and deny it,
attributing evidence to
video doctoring.
Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human
Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated
with faroukers
Faroukee (Noun):
A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a
faroukee in order to win the business
Faroukology (Noun):
The study of bribe collection and denial of
obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in
Faroukology from the University of Corruption
Faroukracy (Noun):
Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for
the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing
faroukracy from independence.
Faroukism(Noun):
The political ideology of bribery, corruption
and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates
of faroukism
Faroukiosis(Noun):
A chronic disorder of bribery and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young
politician of acute faroukiosis
( Adjective) Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to brib…
Its fresh Monday and lovely fresh week, We wish all our friends, fathers, mothers, brothers A₪D sisters that God ll strengthen us all cos when †ђε Almighty father return our fortunes, goodness & upliftment back †☺ our lives, we A̶̲̥̅̊re ℓike people dreaming cos all our blessing, fortune, grace, unstoppable increase in our doings, goodness & divine blessing are stored in our lives. Then,Our mouth is full of Laughter A₪D our tongues are full of songs of joy.
This möЯηīĬηģ, this week & all †ђε days of our lives we shall always shout for joy cos of †ђε new things God did in our lives.
Gơod möЯηīηg A₪D happy new week
Can u beat this! (On a radio programme being aired live)...... my name is Femi Otedola, I will like to make a special shout out to my very good friend, Honorable Farouk Lawan, he is presently residing at the force headquarters in Abuja. Kindly play "Chop my money" by P-square for his enjoyment this evening.
Everything you tell yourself and feel about yourself shows up in your life. through people, situations, and circumstances..
If you don't like the view, change where you're standing. Change your thoughts, change your life!

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Why is it that men are the only adult mammals that drink milk ?
Who is the real enemy? Is it not d wife who is disrespectful to her husband,abusive & nagging,dirty & lazy,fighting her husband on every divergent view;and now turns around to blame an enemy outside for her marital failure rather than looking inwards and dealing with d evil within her? Is it not d unmarried lady who turned down every proposal for marriage when she was younger because she wants to have more fun with men,including married men not minding who she hurts or whose marriage is broken;cursed by many angry,bitter & frustrated house wives whose husbands she had distracted from their marriages,who turns around now that she is older & no one is showing interest in marrying her,praying that God will kill d enemy that is preventing her from getting married? is it d man who lives apart from his family and travels often with other women,only to turn around & blame an enemy from his village for d ignorant of life's battles. So tell me who the enemy is?
"UNEDITED": Perhaps a lot of us are getting over the crash now. Can you imagine what is happening in the houses of the victims right now? It is pathetic how we have lost value for life. Imagine some Nigerians cutting the part of the aircraft to sell? Our attitude towards life needs to change. Our insatiable appepite for money have completely taken over our minds that logic reasoning is alien to an average Nigerian. It is so bad that some insane Nigeria even carted away a cow tied in the premises of one of the affected buildings and some stealing fished from the ponds. Some semi-illiterate and "illiterately" illiterate derived joy in rushing to the crash site just to prove to Nigerians they put the pictures on BBM, FB, TWITTER etc first and not to rescue. A nation that lacks the fear of God and genuine affection for humanity is a cursed land. 2 sisters flew in from UK to see their parents(never return to their base). A man, his wife and 4children wiped out. A lady t…
The Key to a Successful MarriageWhen you have a good marriage, life is wonderful!You can endure the difficulties at work more easily if you can go home to a happy marriage. You have more fun during your free time when you do it with your spouse. Insurance experts agree that happily married people are healthier and live longer than single people.On the other hand, if you are trapped in a bad marriage, life is miserable. You and your spouse either argue or avoid communicating. You and your spouse cannot agree on things and prefer to spend your time apart from each other.The stress of a bad marriage makes your work more difficult. Your production and income suffer because you are so unhappy. Achieving success in other areas of life is very difficult.The Key Ingredient"The successful sex relationship depends upon man and woman reaching a high degree of agreement on immediate and long-term goals . . . ." -- L. Ron Hubbard
Goals are a vital factor in a happy, healthy marriage. For …
“There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of… See more
U travel by road, A tanker will catch fire..by air, plane crashes..u sit in ur house,the plane will come and meet u, u go to church boko haram will attack u,u go by sea,militants will attack,u finally run to ur village,u r kidnapped..! No safe place in naija for people. What A life?
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe,Pastors & Seed, Native Dr & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & weed,,Jim Hyke & fight,Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb.. U and wetin?