Wednesday, June 27, 2012

My Dad is Late. He died last nite. We love him but God loves him most.

Monday, June 25, 2012

LOST BUT FOUND NYSC CERTIFICATE Adeniran Lookman Adekunle NYSC/IM/OPI/08/399177 Batch C 2008.
Please copy, paste and broadcast till it gets to the owner.
Contact 08082879680

Hope it helps him
The Lord of host shall honour his presence in my life by giving me the testimony that will announce me to the whole world this week in Jesus name. And u too!!!!!
Good morning.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

there's another plane crash and none
survived....... the plane was carrying all
your problems, shame, sorrows, failure,
tears, sickness, weakness, pains,
struggles and all your worries..... did i
hear you say Amen
Pastor Chris
Okotie’s second
marriage crashes.Three times presidential
candidate and Pastor,
Household of God Church,
Pastor Chris Okotie has
ended his marriage with
Stephanie Henshaw less than four years after they
got married. According to Source, Pastor
Chris announced this
himself in Church. “Stephanie and I are no
longer married. We have
separated. You can see
she’s not in church today.
It’s due to irreconcilable
differences and you should please respect our wishes
Hmmmmm God Dey O.
New dictionary word...
Farouk (Verb):
To collect bribe and deny it,
attributing evidence to
video doctoring.
Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human
Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated
with faroukers
Faroukee (Noun):
A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a
faroukee in order to win the business
Faroukology (Noun):
The study of bribe collection and denial of
obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in
Faroukology from the University of Corruption
Faroukracy (Noun):
Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for
the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing
faroukracy from independence.
The political ideology of bribery, corruption
and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates
of faroukism
A chronic disorder of bribery and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young
politician of acute faroukiosis
( Adjective) Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear
really faroukish
(Adverb) Faroukistically: Carried out or done
in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on

Monday, June 18, 2012

Its fresh Monday and lovely fresh week, We wish all our friends, fathers, mothers, brothers A₪D sisters that God ll strengthen us all cos when †ђε Almighty father return our fortunes, goodness & upliftment back †☺ our lives, we A̶̲̥̅̊re ℓike people dreaming cos all our blessing, fortune, grace, unstoppable increase in our doings, goodness & divine blessing are stored in our lives. Then,Our mouth is full of Laughter A₪D our tongues are full of songs of joy.
This möЯηīĬηģ, this week & all †ђε days of our lives we shall always shout for joy cos of †ђε new things God did in our lives.
Gơod möЯηīηg A₪D happy new week

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Can u beat this! (On a radio programme being aired live)...... my name is Femi Otedola, I will like to make a special shout out to my very good friend, Honorable Farouk Lawan, he is presently residing at the force headquarters in Abuja. Kindly play "Chop my money" by P-square for his enjoyment this evening.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Everything you tell yourself and feel about yourself shows up in your life. through people, situations, and circumstances..
If you don't like the view, change where you're standing. Change your thoughts, change your life!

Good Morning ~o)| Have A Nice Day  !

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Why is it that men are the only adult mammals that drink milk ?
Who is the real enemy? Is it not d wife who is disrespectful to her husband,abusive & nagging,dirty & lazy,fighting her husband on every divergent view;and now turns around to blame an enemy outside for her marital failure rather than looking inwards and dealing with d evil within her? Is it not d unmarried lady who turned down every proposal for marriage when she was younger because she wants to have more fun with men,including married men not minding who she hurts or whose marriage is broken;cursed by many angry,bitter & frustrated house wives whose husbands she had distracted from their marriages,who turns around now that she is older & no one is showing interest in marrying her,praying that God will kill d enemy that is preventing her from getting married? is it d man who lives apart from his family and travels often with other women,only to turn around & blame an enemy from his village for d ignorant of life's battles. So tell me who the enemy is?

Sunday, June 10, 2012

"UNEDITED": Perhaps a lot of us are getting over the crash now. Can you imagine what is happening in the houses of the victims right now? It is pathetic how we have lost value for life. Imagine some Nigerians cutting the part of the aircraft to sell? Our attitude towards life needs to change. Our insatiable appepite for money have completely taken over our minds that logic reasoning is alien to an average Nigerian. It is so bad that some insane Nigeria even carted away a cow tied in the premises of one of the affected buildings and some stealing fished from the ponds. Some semi-illiterate and "illiterately" illiterate derived joy in rushing to the crash site just to prove to Nigerians they put the pictures on BBM, FB, TWITTER etc first and not to rescue. A nation that lacks the fear of God and genuine affection for humanity is a cursed land. 2 sisters flew in from UK to see their parents(never return to their base). A man, his wife and 4children wiped out. A lady that would be getting married this coming saturday and her mother-in-law died in that crash(do u think the groom is still a sane being?),The Anyenes(husband, wife, 4children, his mothers, 2nieces) Haaaa! Ain't focusing on the leaders now but the followers(you and I). We are the major problem of this nation. The leaders(politicians) are products of the society. Take a trip to any federal ministry in Abuja- and see how directors and permanent secretaries(your/my father/mother) have become tin gods, having billions of naira in their bank accounts as a civil servant. Our society is sick cos we are sick as a people. Family values are dead. Parents organising special centres for their wards. Mothers pushing their daughters into prostitution. Our young men are yahoo yahoo(internet fraud) and no one dare speak against them cos they are the bread winner off the family-the father of the house has refused to be responsible. Our young ladies are so fetish just to snatch someone else' husband(their fathers' mates). We are so ill-mannered, selfish and selfcentered( a daft and heartless staff of Dana air is now coming out to cry the plane wasn't air worthy. Why didn't she cry out before now? Does she think, she is a hero now. Am so sorry you are a zero) and ready to do anything to make money. All because of M.O.N.E.Y! So after making all the money with blood on your hands, what's next? Funds meants to construct a road in a community to make life easy for Nigerians, one man/woman will sit on it and annoyingly, their children/relatives are aware(as long as the immediate family is comfortable, others can go to hell). But one day is day, monkey go market and e no go return. One day the bush meat will begin to catch the hunters. Ask Ibori, Taylor, Musbarak, Gadaffi, Ben Ali etc Pls lets change our attitude towards life. I don talk to much. God bless Nigeria. Hmmmm.....................
The Key to a Successful MarriageWhen you have a good marriage, life is wonderful!You can endure the difficulties at work more easily if you can go home to a happy marriage. You have more fun during your free time when you do it with your spouse. Insurance experts agree that happily married people are healthier and live longer than single people.On the other hand, if you are trapped in a bad marriage, life is miserable. You and your spouse either argue or avoid communicating. You and your spouse cannot agree on things and prefer to spend your time apart from each other.The stress of a bad marriage makes your work more difficult. Your production and income suffer because you are so unhappy. Achieving success in other areas of life is very difficult.The Key Ingredient"The successful sex relationship depends upon man and woman reaching a high degree of agreement on immediate and long-term goals . . . ." -- L. Ron Hubbard
Goals are a vital factor in a happy, healthy marriage. For example, a couple shares the goal of raising their children; to help them grow up. They have a strong agreement on this goal which keeps them happily married while the children are living at home.Yet if after the kids are grown and on their own, the couple does not set new goals for themselves, they argue. They spend less time together. They finally get divorced for several "reasons." They never realize the real reason for the divorce is they have no new goals.Some couples work hard to start a business and then divorce after the business is a big success. They say, "We were happier when we were poor and struggling." The fact is, they did not set and agree on new goals after the business took off.A personal disaster often unites a couple because they are forced to agree on a goal. For example, after five years of marriage, Jake and Sara argue every day until Sara finds out she has breast cancer. Suddenly Jake and Sara have a shared goal of beating Sara's cancer. Jake and Sara have a high degree of agreement and fall back in love to work together on this mutual goal.Another example is with newlyweds. Some new couples fight during their honeymoon. Their goal to have a wonderful wedding has been achieved. Once the party is over, they have nothing to work on as a team. So they pick on each other.If you counsel a couple before their wedding, tell them, "You need to spend your honeymoon setting goals for your marriage. You need to agree on immediate goals and long-term goals. Don't come home from your honeymoon until you have several goals worked out."If the newlyweds follow your advice, they join as a team and jump into life with a mutual direction. They are happily married as they are connected in a common cause. They accomplish a great deal in their lives rather than waste their marriage with disagreements, conflicts and fights.Arguments, anger or "personality conflicts" are often resolved when the two people find and agree on goals. Of course, each person can have other goals as well, but for the marriage to succeed, both parties must agree on some short- and long-term goals.Recommendations1. Have a goal-setting session with your spouse. Agree on as many short-term and long-term goals as possible. Write each goal down so you can review them on a regular basis.The goals can be anything you and your spouse agree to set. Some examples can be: Help our son reach the top 10% of his class. Buy a big new house. Take a two-day vacation each month. Save $3 million for our retirement. Clean the house every weekend. Get Jack through medical school and Jill through law school. Improve our tennis game. Help our friend Fred win the election for mayor. Get rid of the roaches. Spend a month in China. Double the size of our computer company. Buy a horse ranch.2. Whenever you and your spouse start to argue or avoid each other, pull out your goals list. Check your progress on each goal. Ensure you are still in agreement on the goals. You may be surprised to see how many of your old goals you have achieved! In this case, you better find and agree on several new ones, right away.Like magic, getting back in agreement on your goals will replace your angry, hurtful feelings with admiration, respect and love.3. If you are searching for a mate, find someone who wants to set mutual goals. Love, attraction and good communication are never enough. You must determine if you and this person can agree on some goals.4. Help other couples by encouraging them to agree on short- and long-term goals. If they follow your advice, they will enjoy a happier marriage.Provided by as a public service to introduce the technology of L. Ron Hubbard to you. 


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Saturday, June 9, 2012

“There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of… See more

Sunday, June 3, 2012

U travel by road, A tanker will catch air, plane crashes..u sit in ur house,the plane will come and meet u, u go to church boko haram will attack u,u go by sea,militants will attack,u finally run to ur village,u r kidnapped..! No safe place in naija for people. What A life?
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe,Pastors & Seed, Native Dr & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & weed,,Jim Hyke & fight,Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb.. U and wetin?