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Imagine hurricane happen in nigeria 1. Prophet T.B Joshua will claim he saw the prophesy of the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advising the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis. That they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out States then;
- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane and see how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Cross and other emergency services unit for their quick response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of d Hurricane. 9. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will blame d PDP and Jona 4 d Hurricane.=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
No be so?;;)

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Imagine hurricane happen in nigeria 1. Prophet T.B Joshua will claim he saw the prophesy of the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advising the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis. That they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out States then;
- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane and see how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Cross and other emergency services unit for their quick response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of d Hurricane. 9. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will blame d PDP and Jona 4 d Hurricane.=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
No be so?;;)
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