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Interview btwn a nigeria immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is that?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an "M.P"

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't …
Oluwa yio fi aanu yanju oro re loni, Oloore re yio si iwe iranti kan o. Agbara t' o gbe Israel de ipo nla, yio gbe o soke ninu odun yi. Olorun onibu ore yio fi ire ayo nla kan ti o ko reti ranse si o, lai pe. Omije ayo yio ti oju re bo Amin. Maayo nitori ayo loro re kan. Jowo mase dagunla lati fi adura yi ranse si eniyan meje ti o se pataki si o, ati emi pelu ti mo ba se pataki bakan na! Ire o no oruko Jesu.
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MY LIFE

My life is like a Hollywood movie ...
As you see me , nothing dey do me ...
ACTOR NO DEY DIE !!!
JJC crew ! Gba beeee !!!
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Forget it enough to get over it; remember it enough so it doesn't happen again.

Forget it enough to get over it; remember it enough so it doesn't happen again.
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"@idcabasa_coded: If u see correction as condemnation, u will keep making the same mistake! Learn from correction and move forward"
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15 set of people you must meet in 2015... 1.The encouragers- even in discouraging situations of life, these people keep you going with encouraging words; MAY YOU MEET THEM. 2.The hand lifters- They are those whose hands are strong enough to hold yours up when you are weak; MAY YOU MEET THEM. 3.Destiny Helpers- They provide shoulders upon which you ride to fulfilling your dream and destiny; MAY YOU MEET THEM. 4.The Givers- these ones will give of their time, talent, and treasure to you in your hour of need; MAY YOU MEET THEM. 5.The Receivers- these ones are different from routine takers and serial beggars. You can't be blessed if you don't give, and you can't give if there is no one to receive. Not all lands bring forth fruits, and not all hands that receive command blessings. You need those whose receiving hands will trigger abundant blessings unto you; MAY YOU MEET THEM. 6.The prayer conquerors- You need more than prayer warriors IN 2015. Many Prayer warriors pray from th…

May God Use You Like ...

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I DECREE INTO YOUR LIFE IN 2015:

It shall be well with you this year.

No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.

For all of 2014, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be coming in abundance.

Today GOD has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you.

He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY.

He will never let you down.

I knocked at heaven's door this morning, GOD asked me: My child! What can I do for you?

And I said,'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.

This is a divine prayer which needs to be sent to all and sundry.

GOD does know that you don't have 20 or more people to send it to.

It's the effort and intent that counts.

Send to family and friends.

This is a powerful prayer. Couldn't hurt. It can only help.

May =God =rem…

Fully AC indeed

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Good Morning My People

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10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces
2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?
3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo.. I guess every lady will only be w…

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10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces
2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?
3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo.. I guess every lady will only be w…

Bro Jona on the net. Courtesy : Swot Solutions_BN2269363_ 08022891860.JPEG

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Important information

Please send to your families in Nigeria.
Pls you should not eat carrot,apple,water mellon,and some other fruits coming from the NORTH. We received a report, that BOKOHARAM has sent overall 54,000, apples to the south-west for sale,been poisoned with chemicals sombody just calld from North now! Pls send to many people as possible!
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What is your view about prophecy

There is notin wrong in seeking to know but wrong in using diabolical powers that is wrong! Its about the Spirit living inside of you! If anybody is saying anytin and the HolySpirit can't confirm to you, it should be ignored!
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What is your view about prophecy

So people would argue that it better to know the events that would come in a later date so that someone can adequately plan ahead or pray ahead to avert it if it is an evil one.
Whereas so school of thought believe that it is evil to predict the future as the future belongs to God. They believe that some prophecies may be demonically motivated because the person that is prophesing may be doing it under the influence of the devil ...

So what do you think about prophesy ? So people would argue that it better to know the events that would come in a later date so that someone can adequately plan ahead or pray ahead to avert it if it is an evil one.
Whereas so school of thought believe that it is evil to predict the future as the future belongs to God. They believe that some prophecies may be demonically motivated because the person that is prophesing may be doing it under the influence of the devil ...

So what do you think about prophesy ?
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Have u taken down a note of what u hope to achieve this year?
If you haven't,then u aren't really living for a purpose.
Every year u should take down a list of goals you wish to achieve or attain.
Write them down and work towards it.
Once you have a set target or goal,your mind will be fixed on it and you would channel your energy and resources towards that. And when someone or something isn't part of that goal,you know what u have to do immediately to avoid being derailed.
Some of us are still the same,year in year out.
Nothing new. Same desk. Same us. Same ways. Same plans. Same pattern. Nothing to look back on and say "I have actually done this,it remains this".
What is your purpose?
Getting the latest shoe? The latest phone? The latest car? The latest make up kit?
I can't marry a person without purpose and goals/targets for their life.
Such people will end up discouraging u to achieve yours or probably kill yours.


"I dey behave like mumu now,but weti…

Life Grocery.

Lol
Read this story , and
Follow the recommendation at
The end...As I was walking
Down life's highway
Many years agoI came upon a
Sign that readHeavens Grocery Store..When I got a
Little closerThe doors swung
Open wideAnd when I came
To myselfI was standing
Inside..I saw a host of
Angels.They were
Standing everywhereOne handed me a
BasketAnd said 'My
Child shop with care..'Everything a
Human needed
Was in that
Grocery storeAnd what you
Could not carry
You could come
Back for moreFirst I got some
Patience.Love was in that
Same row.Further down was
Understanding,
You need that
Everywhere you go..I got a box or
Two of Wisdom
And Faith a bag
Or two.And Charity of
Course
I would need some
Of that too..I couldn't miss
The Holy Ghost
It was all over
The place.And then some
Strength
And Courage to
Help me run this race.My basket was
Getting full
But I remembered
I needed Grace,And then I chose
Salvation for
Salvation was for
FreeI tried to get
Enough of that to do
For you and me..Then I started to
The counter
To pay my…

God has always has sumtin 4u. A key 4 every problem, A light 4 every darkness, A relief 4 every sorrow And a plan 4 every 2morro

God has always has sumtin 4u.
A key 4 every problem,
A light 4 every darkness,
A relief 4 every sorrow
And a plan 4 every 2morro
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Song is out of international football

Alex Song camerronian international footballer has finally bows out of international football and he would be out Of the canmerron squard this Nation cup
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