Monday, February 15, 2016

When you buy your girlfriend a phone and another man buys her airtime that's called "Division of Labour".

When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it that's called
"Separation of Powers".

When you pay your girlfriend's fees and another man pays her rent that's called "Partnership".

When your girlfriend says she is not ready for sex and another man gets her pregnant. That's called "Deregulation".

When you are paying your girlfriend's bills and she's busy sleeping with another man that is called "Parallel Market".

When you nurse a girlfriend for a long time and someone else married her
That is "Full Privatization"

Happy Val

Share this