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Sunday, May 8, 2016

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

😂😂😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER:    Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.
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TEACHER:    Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER:  Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
ADIGUN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
ADIGUN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:   Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
REBECCA :     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
REBECCA:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
MOSES:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?        
ABRAHAM:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Hannah , give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
HANNAH:         I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Hannah ...... always say, 'I  am.'
HANNAH:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand......    
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TEACHER:    Now, Racheal , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
RACHAEL :       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:       Kehinde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
KEHINDE :         No sir, It's the same dog.    
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI:     A teacher
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