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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Can you beat it

An Ibo Engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

🌞Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"

🌝Ibo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

🌞Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

🌝Ibo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k".

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money....

🌞Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

🌝Ibo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

🌞Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

🌝Ibo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k".

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

🌞Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"

🌝Ibo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k".

🌞Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k".

🌝Ibo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

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