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We really need to change our attitude

CBN monetary policy alone (without Diversifications and Import Substitutions) is insufficient to bring about the desired level of economic output growth needed to take Nigeria out of recession and poverty.

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"Mr. David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm-clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am.

While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job...

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, checking his computer (MADE I…

Teacher's Reward


Teacher Stephen Boah was very sad when he heard about the death of his dear mother in the village. He least expected it because his mum only complained of a slight headache and needed just a first aid medical attention. Teacher Boah rushed to the village to ascertain facts and cause of his mum's death. At the village clinic, the medical doctor invited him inside his office to explain the circumstances that led to his mum's death. The doctor looked on his table a couple of times before opening his mouth to say; "Teacher Boah, this is the prescription meant for your mother" as he lifted the paper into the air as though he was showing it to God. He continued, "Instead of this drug on this paper before me, she administered this one" showing the empty container to Teacher Boah, "It was thirty minutes later before it was noticed by one of our senior nurses who was also going to get a drug fr…
Funke Akindele Releases Official Statement On Secret Wedding

Star actress, Funke Akindele walked down the aisle on Tuesday, 23, August, with her beau, Abdulrasheed Bello in London, UK at a quiet wedding witnessed by immediate family members, the best man, maid of honour, and friends with strong ties.

The groom, Abdulrasheed, aka Skillz is a multi-talented musician, music producer and a leading member of the JJC and 419 Squad based in London.

Until his decision to marry Funke, he was blessed with three children who are grown up and living happily in the United Kingdom.

The couple, in a statement signed by Funke Akindele's publicist, Biodun Kupoluyi, chose a quiet wedding in London because neither of them wanted to be on show or at the center of attention having been on that lane before.

"The decision to do it quietly was right for us and we pray for the understanding of our close friends and fans at this offer of a lifetime moment. At a good time, we shall look back and in apprecia…

Your Transaction is Being Processed

WAIT: Your transaction is being processed

Today I went to the ATM to get some cash because I really needed the money.

As I started the transaction, the atm showed me an inscription which said
; Please insert your card.
I inserted the card

Another message came....
-please enter your pin code:
I entered my pin code
Another message came ...
select the amount you want:
I did that too
After I had done all this...the ATM showed me a message in BOLD letters


Allow me to say..likewise, you have done all these things in relation to certain situations in your life: you have prayed, you have fasted, you have even asked others to pray with you and for you, but it seems as if nothing is happening in your life.
Allow me to say to you, wait patiently don't give up, don't move because your request is being processed. WAIT!
Let me tell you , what made me wait is because my card was already in the ATM machine, and I had already entered my pin code.
If I give up…

The Eclipse

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It was said on the news today that scientists have predicted that on Thursday September 1 we will experience annular eclipse from 7am to 10am and it might be so dark but we shouldn't be scared, all we should try our possible best not to look at the sky during that period because it can cause irreversible eye problem... ❗❗❗❗❗Thank you and do your best to pass it to people you care about 💯--
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Why wives do not work

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
P: What do u do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P: your Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.
P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P: At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H: She wakes up at around 5am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
P: How do your kids go to school?
H: My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
P: After taking ur kids to school, what does she do?
H: She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know she doesn't work.
P: In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due to all day's work.
P: What does your wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then takin…
Life is not about rushing, comparison and doing what others are doing but rather keep calm and do what is right and what you are called to do. They may live in the same forest and play together but have different life expectancy. We must remember that we will have age mates, class mates, school mates, office mates but there are no 'Destiny mates' in life. 

Be who you are called to be, love who you are and thank Godk for your special journey which may not look like others!!_.
*_This is the simplest way to succeed in life!! --
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Strange Definition

*SUPERB_ Definitions*

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

It's an agreement
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

A place where divorce comes
before marriage

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

A book
which people praise,
but never read

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

A sign
to make others believe
that y…

It is well with m soul

The song "It Is Well With My Soul" was written by a successful Christian lawyer. He had two girls and a wife and the family planned a summer trip to go overseas. Since he had a lot of work to do, he sent his family and decided to follow them later. He heard the news while on the following ship that another ship had capsized and he knew that his family was there since they mentioned the name of the ship. On His return home, his Law firm was burned down and the insurance refused to pay, they said "It's An Act Of God". He had no money to pay for his house and no work, he also lost his house. Then while sitting and thinking what's happening to him, being a spiritual person, he wrote a song - whatever my Lord, you have taught me to say - It is well, it is well with my soul. My dear friend, a good attitude will determine your altitude. When you look at your life, career, job or family life, what do you say? Do you praise God? Do you blame the devil? A good attitu…

The Biblical Creativity

I went to Genesis hotel through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job their brother. They started singing Psalms and teaching children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiates and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah was engaged in Jeremiah's Lamentations together with Ezekiel and Daniel their friends. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah travelled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the tradition, Mathew, Mark, Luke and Joh…
Example: What is the sine of 35°?Using this triangle (lengths are only to one decimal place):sin(35°)= Opposite / Hypotenuse= 2.8 / 4.9=0.57...cos(35°)= Adjacent / Hypotenuse= 4.0 / 4.9=0.82...tan(35°)= Opposite / Adjacent= 2.8 / 4.0=0.70...

Find the length of side b if side c is 38 m and angle A is 48°
1. Which ratio corresponds to cos35?

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Trigonometry Right Angle Triangle {SOHCAHTOA}

Right TriangleOK, let's see what this is all about.Firstly, the namesOpposite, Adjacent and Hypotenusecome from theright triangle:
"Opposite" is opposite to the angle θ"Adjacent" is adjacent (next to) to the angle θ"Hypotenuse" is the long one Adjacentis always next to the angle
(andoppositeis opposite the angle) Sine, Cosine and TangentAndSine,CosineandTangentare the three main functions intrigonometry.They are often shortened tosin,cosandtan.
The calculation is simplyone side of a right angled triangle divided by another side... we just have to know which sides, and that is where "sohcahtoa" helps.

For a triangle with an angleθ, the functions are calculated this way:Sine Function: soh... sin(θ) =opposite /hypotenuse Cosine Function: ...cah... cos(θ) =adjacent /hypotenuse Tangent Function: ...toa tan(θ) =opposite /adjacent Example: what are the sine, cosine and tangent of 30° ?The classic 30° triangle has a hypotenuse (the long side) of length2, an opposi…
CLASS: PRIMARY 1                                                                SUBJECT: VERBAL REASONINGNAME:………………………………………………………………………………...A       B       C       D       E       F       G       H       I        J        K       L       M      1        2        3        4        5        6        7        8        9        10      11      12      13N       O       P       Q       R       S       T       U       V       W      X       Y       Z14      15      16      17      18      19      20      21      22      23      24      25      26Write corresponding numbers in front of the letters 1.)O = __________2.)J = __________3.)N = __________4.)D = __________5.)F = __________6.)E = __________7.)A = __________8.)G = __________9.)R = __________10.)S = __________Order of writing capital letters 11.)Before C comes ______________12.)After U comes _____________13.)___________ comes before K.14.)___________ comes after V.15.)___________ comes after E.Underline the words that start with …
NAME:………………………………………………………………………………...Underline the correct answer1.)48 = __________               (a) ten                   (b) fourty-eight     (c) two 2.)75 = ____________           (a) twelve             (b) seventy-five    (c) seven and five3.)10 + 2 + 3 =                        (a) 15                    (b) 12                             (c) 94.)8 + 4 + 6 =                         (a) 1                      (b) 18                             (c) 135.)6k + 4k + 2k =                             (a) 12k                  (b) 2k                             (c) 13k6.)14k + 6k + 2k =                 (a) 20k                  (b) 30k                 (c) 13k7.)20 k – 10k – 5k =               (a) 12k                  (b) 5k                             (c) 8k8.)15 – 7 – 4 =                        (a) 4                      (b) 14                             (c) 449.)5 – 1 – 3 =                          (a) 2                      (b) 1                      (c) 510.)7 – 3 – 2 =     …

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