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Go Pa James.... It's your birthday... Regards to Miss pepeye

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Happy Birthday. Thanks for bringing smiles to our faces 


Popular Nollywood actor known as Pa James in the Nollywood English world, but Ajirebi in the Yoruba movie world is 60 today but many didn't know. This particular photo however sneaked (you can call yours leaked lol) out. Happy birthday to him!

Never judge anybody by his or her look

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It is often said that it is the way you dress that you are addressed but Ali Baba, disagrees with that 


We absolutely agree with him, lol. Please read….
This is why the face you see does not determine the person inside. People may appear cool on the outside but combustible on the inside. This lady was woken up at 5:30am by the maigaurd, just to inform her of a flat tyre.
She got him to change the spare and with her fresh from sleep face, she drove to the Vulcanizer on the next street. She dropped the tyre off to be fixed and told him it will be picked up at 7:30am on her way to work. She went back home and got ready for work.
On her way, looking all made up and dressed up, she stopped by the Vulcanizer. "morning baba, Is the tyre ready?" she asked. "Yes my daughter. Your mother brought it in the morning…" let us try not to judge a book by its cover. This was exactly why most parents refused their kids from reading #jameshardleychase novels back in the days.
Until, 1975 …

Plant A Seed

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A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.  He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you." The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today – one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO." One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had gr…

The Believer's Warfare

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THE BELIEVER'S WARFARE
Fighting with understanding

Thing you must know and do before you enter into battle

1: Ensure whose side you are on:It is dangerous to fight the devil when there is sin in your life. Confess your sins and ask for forgiveness.

2:You must understand the conflict: know that we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principlities and power, rulers of darkness and wickedness in high places... Ephn 6:12



3:Recognise the enemies.there re 3 enemies
a)the flesh gal 5:17
b)the world 1john2:5
c)the devil 2tim2:25-26

4:Prepare for war: you must enter into battle with the strenght and power of God, puting on the the whole armour of God Ephn 6:11 and 13

5:You must fight with God s weapon
a)the belt of truth:- if you want to defeat the devil always say the truth.
prov 14:19

b)the helmet of salvation:- make sure you are in right standing with God



c)the shield of faith:- mark 11:22-23 fight with the conciousness that you have victory

d)the word of God...the word is the swo…

If you still do any of these, happy children Day

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If u still put bread inside d tea,happy children's
day!
If u still mix d entire white rice nd stew before
eating,happy children's day!
If u still pour drygarri on ur beans porridge,happy
children's day!
If u still share d meat nd and let d eldest pick
first,happy children's day!
If u still crack d bone nd suckout d marrow,
happy children's day!
If u can't still eat d meat until u finish d
food,happy children's day!
If u still put d morning tea inside d freezer 2
freeze,happy children's day!
If u still bite d crown & put it inside d bottle of
coke,happy children's day!
If u still Put d medicine inside d rollof eba bcoz
u're afraid of swallowing,happy children's day!
If u still lick d plate wt ur tongue after
eating,happy children's day!
If u re still staying with ur parents no matter ur
age,happy children's day,


If u still eat indomie, happy children's day, if someone still calls u baby, happy children's day, if u still lie ontop of someone, h…

How big is God

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A Boy asked his Father:- Dad what is the size of GOD? Then the Father looked up at the Sky and saw a Plane and asked his Son:- What is the size of this Plane? The Boy replied:- it is very small. I can hardly see it.  Then, the father took him to the airport and as they approached a plane, he asked: - Now, my Son, how big is this Plane? The boy replied:- Wow dad, it's huge!  Then the father told him:- GOD's size depends on how close or far you are to him. The closer you are to him, the Greater and Greater he will be in your life! That is the truth. Your intimacy will show you the greatness of GOD.....  May GOD's greatness cover your life and family as you draw closer to Him...  It's an Evangelism day pass it to others. hv a blessed week ahead.

Mr Adeniyi Adeyinka

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Happy birthday to you on your birthday. Long life and prosperity. 
May God Almighty prosper you and bless you in all departments of your life in Jesus. 
Many happy returns in good health, long life and prosperity

Where were the adults of Israel when the children of Israel were doing that

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One Sunday morning, after an interesting Sunday school topic, the teacher asked, "Any question?"
A student, looking puzzled, raised his hand.
Student: "You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?"
Teacher: Yes
Student: "You said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?"
Teacher: Yes
Student: "You said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?"


Teacher: "Yes! What exactly is your question?"
Student: "When the children of Israel were doing all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel??"
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HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!

Six Great Lessons From Six Great Men Of God

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```SIX GREAT LESSONS FROM SIX GREAT MENπŸŽ™*

πŸ›1) E.A.ADEBOYE: Humility is not stupidity or mediocrity. You can live in humility,purity and prosperity at the same time.

πŸ›2) W.F.KUMUYI: Holiness is not a big deal but the real deal. And holiness is never an excuse for poverty. You can be richly holy.

πŸ›3) DAVID O OYEDEPO: Faith is a risk you must continue to take if you must continue to be a burden to none and a lift to others.

πŸ›4) DR. D.K. OLUKOYA: In the school of destiny discovery, recovery and fulfilment, everyone is a fighter, consciously or unconsciously. You have to fight against something if you must be anything in life.

πŸ›5) PAUL ENENCHE: You don't have to be big in stature to dare big project. You don't need a big stature to make big impact. All you need is God's grace, big heart and right mentality.

πŸ›6) DAVID IBIYEOME: You cannot experience divine enlargement on every side until you enlarge your mind set. And nothing will move until you make the move

BREAD for the BRETH…

Happy children day and Happy Democracy Day

The Management and entire staff of Island Builders Baptist School  wish all of our pupils a Happy Children's Day. Have Fun and enjoy your day . Happy Democracy Day Holiday to all Our Parents. Happy Celebrations to Everyone .

The fantastic four

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A word for the wise

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A WORD FOR THE WISE

"Never fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!"

"No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard!"

"The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!"

"The words of the elders do not lock all the doors, they leave the right door open".

"A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!"

"Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up!"

"Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do".

"A child who asks questions does not become a fool".

"The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!"

"Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!"

"To Make A Difference In Someone's Life, You Don't Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perf…

Congratulations Bukola Oke

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Thank God for making us proud 
Up mate....

Shee biii I told you.... For live...

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Underate them at your own peril.... 
My boys perform better under duress and stress 


See them as the under dog at your own peril

Better Stay with the truth

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The truth is already the truth and needs no more to be refined.. 
Once a lier will always be a lier. For every lie that is told, more additional lies will be needed to cover up the previous lies

The Future Generations May Not Comprehend This

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What is that type of relationship that exist between a cassette and a pencil.? 
Why would a pencil be needed? For what if I. Y ask?

The Beans Family

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But to think of it..... 
Where is my Bean?

Happy Children Celebration

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We celebrate our pupils today as they mark children day. Our children  Our future

Dara Adenekan on facebook writes

Why do people think that after NYSC you should be thinking of Masters Programme, even when you are not planning to pursue a career in the academics?What happens to the four years of hard labour to pursue a degree? Won't one at least make enough money from that and compensate yourself and your parents/sponsors for the job well done before thinking of another academic pursuit?Has first degree become so worthless in this country that we all must go for masters?

Open Heavens Daily Devotional

OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL

DATE: THURSDAY, MAY 25TH 2017

Memorise: And I, behold, I will harden the heats of the Egyptians, and they shall follow them: and I will get me honour upon Pharaoh, and upon all his host, upon his chariots, and upon his horsemen. Exodus 14:17

Read: Exodus 14:15-17 (King James Version)

15 And the Lord said unto Moses, Wherefore criest thou unto me? speak unto the children of Israel, that they go forward:

16 But lift thou up thy rod, and stretch out thine hand over the sea, and divide it: and the children of Israel shall go on dry ground through the midst of the sea.

17 And I, behold, I will harden the hearts of the Egyptians, and they shall follow them: and I will get me honour upon Pharaoh, and upon all his host, upon his chariots, and upon his horsemen.

MESSAGE:
Do you know that every time God moves to deliver a helpless and hopeless individual, He gets some form of glory from it? After led the children of Israel out of Egypt and they were on their way towards th…

Sugar is Poison

🌈  *S U G A R  I S*            *P O I S O N*
🌈1. First factory to manufacture sugar was established by the British in 1866.
🌈2. Indians used honey before this and seldom used to fall sick.
🌈3. To make sugar, sulphur is used, which is used in making fire crackers.  Sulphur is an element that, once it enters the body, it cannot be excerted from our body.
🌈4. Sugar increases cholesterol which is the main reason for heart attack.Sugar increases the weight of the body and thus we become fat.
🌈5. Sugar increases Blood Pressure. It is also the reason for Brain damaging clots.
🌈6. The sweetness in sugar is that of Sucrose, and this cannot be digested by human beings.
🌈7. To make sugar,  23 harmful ingredients / chemicals are used.
✔ Sugar is one of main reasons for getting diabetes.
✔ Sugar is the reason for burning in stomach.
✔ Sugar increases the level of Triglycerides in body.
✔ Sugar is the main reason for causing Paralysis. 
✔ Instead of sugar use HONEY.
🌈Please fwd to all your whatsapp groups…

Happy Birthday Gregory Bolujo

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Happy birthday Sir.. 
Long life and prosperity 

May God Almighty prosper you and bless you in 
all departments of your life in Jesus name 
Amen 

As you are a year older today I pray that God
Almighty will perfect and renew everything good 
about you. Amen 



Similes

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Similes are used for indirect comparison where we make us of words like as or like 


As cunning as a fox 
As dirty as a pig 
As happy as a king 
As faithful as a dog 



Similes are words that are used from indirect comparison with the use of as or like

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Similes are used for indirect comparison 

How much is your salary... I mean what is your salary

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#copied
What is your Salary? Please be Sincere.…
Sorry, I am not interested in the amount but the type of salary.
My friend, there are different types of salaries...
You will not understand unless you read to the end.
There is no average income.
The rich are becoming richer, while the poor are getting poorer.
There is no middle class 'cos it has completely disappeared.
Salary, is a specific amount of money that an employee is paid for work done.
The big question is Which type do you earn?
1. *Onion Salary:* - You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. *Storm Salary:* - You don't know when it's coming or going.
3. *Menstrual Salary:* - It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. *Magic Salary:* - You touch it and it disappears.
5. *Amnesia Salary:* - You can't remember what you spent it on.
6. *Time Travelling Salary:* - You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.
7. *Active Salary* - Once you stop working, it stops.
*RESIDUAL INCOME - You work once, and it keeps …

Ooo no you can't

Impossible things in this world... 1 - You can't count your hairs. 2 - You can't wash your eyeballs with soap 3 - You can't breathe through your nose while your tongue is out.
Please! put your tongue back inside your mouth... and STOP acting like a dog...!!  Chai! I knew you were going to do that*😁😁  AFRICANS , Na everything una dey practice?....I was a victim too so why should I suffered it alone?  send this to more of your contacts/groups  don't spoil the fun  Enjoy your weekend

Open Heavens Daily Devotional messages

OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL
DATE: SATURDAY MAY 20TH 2017
THEME: HOW OFTEN DO YOU FAST?    
Memorise:
In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness. 2 Corinthians 11:27
Read: Matthew 6:16-18
16:16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
16:17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
16:18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
Message:
One of my sons was travelling with me for the very first time sometime ago, and after we had been together for two days he asked me, "Daddy, why do you pray so much?" he said he observed that before we left the room, we prayed; when we got into the car, we prayed; on arrival at our destination, we prayed; when …

The Interviewee Who Hated Me

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THE INTERVIEWEE WHO HATED ME6 years ago a guy looked at me face to face, and boldly told me; "I don't like you!"I immediately fired a response, I asked him that day; "Thank you for the honest feedback, but those that you like, how has it made their life better? How does your liking people pay their bills or take a bank loan? My brother keep your like, I need God's like And that's what guarantees my future.Today I joined a CEO friend of mine in an interview Panel to recruit some new staff, it was a long session, as we returned from a coffee break to continue the hectic interview session, here was this same guy walked in with his grey jacket and CV coming for the interview.Our eyes kissed by fluke, we immediately recognised eachother; "the world is indeed spherical", I soliloquized.
He felt very uncomfortable through out the interview, one could clearly see the volcanic eruption ongoing in his whole nervous system, he even mistook his date of birth …

Good life

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Welcome to the good life... NYC

Good women keep their homes

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One man told his wife that he was going for two weeks seminar abroad. The wife later discovered that her husband was with another woman in the next street. The woman went there and found her husband with the woman. She left and came back home without saying anything. Two days after, the husband came back home and went straight to the bedroom. Five minutes later when the wife did not see him in the living room she went in only to see him packing his clothes. Wife: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of this house.
Wife: But why?
Husband: If you were the one caught with another man,  I would have sent you packing. But now that you have caught me, I deserve the same punishment.  So I want to punish myself by packing out. Wife: (she quickly knelt down) Honey, no need to punish yourself. I have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let me serve my punishment.
Wife: (she unpacked the load) There is no need. The Bible tells us to forgive one another.
T…

Ambode Bans VIO and FRSC on Lagos Roads

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Governor of Lagos State, Akinwunmi Ambode has banned VIO and FRSC from Lagos roads saying that these two agencies do not reduce traffic congestion in Lagos but rather add to it Ambode said this while commissioning the pedestrian bridge, lay-by and slip road at Ojodu-Berger bus stop on Tuesday.The governor said it had been observed that VIOs and FRSC contributed significantly to traffic gridlock in the Lagos metropolis.He said the state would employ technology to track and monitor vehicle registration and MOT certifications.In his words: "Let me use this opportunity to reiterate that Vehicle Inspection Officers (VIOs) have been asked to stay off our roads permanently. We also advice the Federal Road Safety Corps to stay on the fringes and highways and not on the main streets of Lagos."It has become evident that these agencies contribute to the traffic challenges on our roads. We will employ technology to track and monitor vehicle registration and MOT certifications."

Quotes For Life

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Quotes For Life - Free yourself of all the commotion, let peace flow smoothly in you mind... You will find nothing in being angry or greedy, but you will gain the world in being happy and kind...#ibsparkleart good morning have a wonderful day ahead

What is really meaningful

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My dear Try to readand transfer,it is a true life story.A lady on a sick bed, dreamt that prophet Muhammad (s a w)gave herwater to drink andwhen shegot up in the morning,she washealed. She saw awritten notebeside her sayingProphet Muhammad(S a w) Is the first and last prophet.the next day she toldeverybody whathappened toher. A police officerheard aboutit and sent it to 13persons bysms. After 13days,he waspromoted at work.Another manreceived thismessage anddeleted and he hadgreat lossfor 13days. Please tryto sendthis message to 13 ormorepeople and somethingwillhappen. Sorry fordisturbingyou, I am d  servant of God , Ireally havetime for u, I love uand willalways bless u. Giveme 30minsof ur time,. Pls sendthis messagethrough the wholeworld beforemidnight. Dont cutthis messageand I will help withsomething uneed. A blessing is onurway.Don't ignore thismessageYou are being put totest and Heis preparing 2 do greatthings for uin ur life. If u trust inGod, sendthis message andtomorrow wi…

*SIX IMPORTANT GUIDELINES IN LIFE.* 1. _When you are Alone, Mind your Thoughts._ 2. _When you are with Friends, Mind your Tongue._ 3. _When you are Angry, Mind your Temper._ 4. _When you are with a Group, Mind your Behavior._ 5. _When you are in Trouble, Mind your Emotions._ 6. _When God starts blessing you, Mind your Ego._

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*SIX IMPORTANT GUIDELINES IN LIFE.*
1. _When you are Alone, Mind your Thoughts._
2. _When you are with Friends, Mind your Tongue._
3. _When you are Angry, Mind your Temper._
4. _When you are with a Group, Mind your Behavior._
5. _When you are in Trouble, Mind your Emotions._
6. _When God starts blessing you, Mind your Ego._




A child that says his mother will not sleep

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Such child will definitely not sleep as well

Happy Mother's Day

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Be careful about things that really bother you.

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Ships do not sink because of the water around them but because of water that get into them

May God Almighty Bless You

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Best of Luck to all JAMB students

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Best of Luck to all JAMB students writing UMTE Examinations