One man told his wife that he was going for two weeks seminar abroad.
The wife later discovered that her husband was with another woman in the next street.
The woman went there and found her husband with the woman. She left and came back home without saying anything.
Two days after, the husband came back home and went straight to the bedroom. Five minutes later when the wife did not see him in the living room she went in only to see him packing his clothes.
Wife: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of this house.
Wife: But why?
Husband: If you were the one caught with another man, I would have sent you packing. But now that you have caught me, I deserve the same punishment. So I want to punish myself by packing out.
Wife: (she quickly knelt down) Honey, no need to punish yourself. I have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let me serve my punishment.
Wife: (she unpacked the load) There is no need. The Bible tells us to forgive one another.
Talking to herself.... ( 'yeye' man, he is looking for excuse to go and stay with that woman permanently, for where? Look, you can't dodge your responsibilities oo. Na me and you go take care of the five children we have)
Lesson: Wise women keep their homes.